what cheeks are you referring to, jeeonny
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Is being a waiter or waitress really that hard?
- Thread starter BonnieMcFarlaneMe2
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don’t make a mockery of this
the thread was asking "is being a waiter or waitress really that hard", not does the job make you hard.
.................disgraceful
Chop chop, go fetch me a water and here’s your tip: get a man’s job.
Me: "today's 5/11 which is also my height"
Co-worker: "you're 5'11?"
black dave grabbed his chest when i told him this story from my double shift
Co-worker: "you're 5'11?"
black dave grabbed his chest when i told him this story from my double shift
86 your comment.
black dave is also a
pw3nd
Since this thread has been bumped I want to reiterate that being a waitress is not only a woman’s job but it’s also easy as shit. Whiny whores should try roofing in the summer.
i really am 5'11 btw
Pwn3d
Dropped ice cream in the lap of a middle-aged gent back when I worked at a Premier Inn. He was nice-looking and husky, so I would have licked it off, but for his wife & kids sat there, and the other patrons around.
Shite job, though. I was a teen at the time, and my older coworkers hogged all the tips while they made me do the crap jobs like cleaning the machines or mopping the kitchen (the cooks would always spit or jizz in plates of food). I still remember this one waitress who was a megabitch, Lola--she ended up managing a Screwfix in her forties.
Shite job, though. I was a teen at the time, and my older coworkers hogged all the tips while they made me do the crap jobs like cleaning the machines or mopping the kitchen (the cooks would always spit or jizz in plates of food). I still remember this one waitress who was a megabitch, Lola--she ended up managing a Screwfix in her forties.