Interracial gay couple.

[sShenaniganz]

What a handsome couple

 

[Gay Faggot.]

There was a recent story of a guy who like JUST came out of the jungle within the last, idk, decade. Hed been in there like 40-50 fucking years. People tried leaving him newspapers in the woods but he was convinced it was the US soldiers trying to lure him out. Ill try to find the article my brother showed me. It was incredible.

Yeah there’s still people hiding out. If I’m not mistaken they didn’t clear out the last emplacement the Japanese had until like 50 years after or something. Those motherfuckers were dug in. Dropping the nuke was the indisputable right decision. Disregarding the wrong decision of getting into the war in the first place, obviously.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Maybe she is a "he" after all.

 

[Phish]

Yeah there’s still people hiding out. If I’m not mistaken they didn’t clear out the last emplacement the Japanese had until like 50 years after or something. Those motherfuckers were dug in. Dropping the nuke was the indisputable right decision. Disregarding the wrong decision of getting into the war in the first place, obviously.

Vietnam was pretty similar. Just poor planning and execution. My dad was friends w a tunnel rat from Vietnam. He was the canary theyd send into the shafts (that were booby tapped to hell w punji sticks and all kinda of fucked up shit.) Tunnel rats had like a (idk ima make it up) 75% death rate. Anyways, he got to the end of the tunnel and assume it was clear. There was ONE lone nip left down in the verrrry bottom corner of the mineshaft/hideout with a flamethrower. Burned my dads friend up so bad he still had the gold cross chain necknace we was wearing around his neck melted into a scar around his neck. He was severly disfigured and i always hated seeing him because i was pretty young and he like didnt have eyelids and shit and it scared the hell out of me. Wish i could talk to that dude now that im older. Bet he was such an interesting as hell. Wild shit man.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

. He was severly disfigured and i always hated seeing him because i was pretty young and he like didnt have eyelids and shit and it scared the hell out of me. Wish i could talk to that dude now that im older. Bet he was such an interesting as hell. Wild shit man.

You sure he wasn’t just Vietnamese?

 

[potatopeeler63]

Ironically I dated a Brazilian chick for a few months when I first lived in Japan. She was fucking gorgeous and the sex was amazing but she threatened to cut my balls off once for looking at another girl and I believed her. If you can tame that then my hat’s off to you my dude. Nice work.

Congrats brother. Wish I had a Japanese wife too. I ended up with a Brazilian...not a bad consolation prize.

how do you guys stay loyal to your wife after year(s)? do you make sure the pussy is grade A before putting a ring on it?
Idk i want kids and i get marriage stabilizes the family but i just cant see myself not cheating all the time

 

[Phish]

You sure he wasn’t just Vietnamese?

I thought he was black…but he was actually just still all charred up. He may have just been a gook, you’re right!!! Haha

 

[TorqueWheeler]

how do you guys stay loyal to your wife after year(s)? do you make sure the pussy is grade A before putting a ring on it?
Idk i want kids and i get marriage stabilizes the family but i just cant see myself not cheating all the time

I plowed my way through an awful lot of puss before I decided to settle down which helped but I’m not going to pretend I’ve never be unfaithful either because some of the chances I’ve had were impossible to turn down. But as I got older I realized that I needed her in my life even without the kids. I know I sound like a supreme faggot saying this but she’s someone who accepts all of my awful traits, likes many of the same things and genuinely hates all of the things and people I hate; in some cases even more than I do and that’s actually important. I could go out and fuck a 20something piece of ass by the end of the day if I wanted but I wouldn’t want to spend any time with her after that. I do want to spend time with my wife. That’s the difference to me. Find someone you want to be with just because it’s good to be with them.

 

[guest]

Yeah my wife regularly threatens to cut off my balls if I so much as look at other women. Must be a Brazilian woman thing lol.

I'd be fine with a wife like that if she just threatened to cut their clits out instead.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

The guy looks like a simp faggot and he is but I also wouldn't be surprised if he turned out to be BTK 2. He has the vacant look in his eye of a sexually sadistic psychopath and he must have a ton of pent up rage living with that lump of shit.

ya gotta make your own entertainment sometimes

 

[guest]

how do you guys stay loyal to your wife after year(s)? do you make sure the pussy is grade A before putting a ring on it?
Idk i want kids and i get marriage stabilizes the family but i just cant see myself not cheating all the time

I won't give you my life story, but I got out of a bad LT relationship and then spent 2-3 years fucking every chick I could. Get it out of your system and you'll be ready to settle down eventually.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

There was a recent story of a guy who like JUST came out of the jungle within the last, idk, decade. Hed been in there like 40-50 fucking years. People tried leaving him newspapers in the woods but he was convinced it was the US soldiers trying to lure him out. Ill try to find the article my brother showed me. It was incredible.

Yes because Tojo told them Japan would never surrender, that if they heard Japan surrendered it was propaganda or everyone in Japan was dead. So the newspaper thing was seen by these guys as American propaganda, they continued going by Tojo’s promise Japan would never surrender.

 

[guest]

how do you guys stay loyal to your wife after year(s)? do you make sure the pussy is grade A before putting a ring on it?
Idk i want kids and i get marriage stabilizes the family but i just cant see myself not cheating all the time

Faggot Alert-

I can't speak for anyone else but here's my story.

Teens - fucked around a bit and occasionally fell hard/simped. Lesson - the traditional Plutarchian/Romeo and Juliet view of male/female romance, all or nothing declarations of undying love etc are the product of men. We like to think women want to hear that stuff but they don't. Women are ruthlessly practical creatures.

20s - OK, fuck it, I was lied to. I'll concentrate on work, get rich and get my own back on "them." Fuck em for sport and never get attached. I was lied to. Wa wa wa.

Late 20s, 30s - Grow up a bit. See things from their p.o.v. Relax. Stop being so defensive. Get lucky. Meet a great one.

What's the definition? Physical attraction obviously incredibly important. Can she get you hard when you both wake up on Sunday hungover and she hasn't brushed her teeth yet and her make-up from last night has gone? Yes? Big tick. Do you actually like her and hanging out with her? Tick. Can she make you laugh? Tick. Is she smart? Tick. Will she sometimes piss you off? Fuck yeah. But then guess what? That goes both ways. Will you look at her sometimes and think "I hate you." Yep, but guess what? She will too. If she ticks all these boxes, positive as well as negative, she's a keeper.

As for staying faithful. Animalistically, it's unnatural. But then so is holding your shit in until you find a toilet or not eating the first thing you come across when you're hungry. We're supposedly human and superior to base urges. Marriage is a covenant, at least it is if you take the traditional vows. I see at least 5 women every day who I want to bang. I probably could at least 2 of them. A few things stop me.

1) I still love my wife.
2) Marriage vows.
3) We have kids and I don't want to be a cliché.

And 4) and probably most immediate. How would I feel if she did that to me? I'd want to kill her and the guy she cheated with. It would be over. The death of trust and the relationship. So...why should it be any different the other way round?

 

[guest]

Weird creep and fat disaster fall in love and nobody cares. It's a story as old as time.

 

[guest]

how do you guys stay loyal to your wife after year(s)? do you make sure the pussy is grade A before putting a ring on it?
Idk i want kids and i get marriage stabilizes the family but i just cant see myself not cheating all the time

You should roleplay with your wife so its like youre having sex with someone new. Jordan peterson suggested that and seemed legit.

 

[RobertMewler]

@RobertMewler this ones for you

Ugly people with ugly birthmarks make me nauseous.

I once had a mole by my ear that I asked to have removed. The dermatologist was disappointed with me because he said it was beautiful and said it reminded him of Cindy Crawford. He acquiesced though.

I'm sure if Krill asked a dermatologist to remove her birthmark he'd hack off her whole finger without missing a beat.

 

[guest]

Ugly people with ugly birthmarks make me nauseous.

I once had a mole by my ear that I asked to have removed. The dermatologist was disappointed with me because he said it was beautiful and said it reminded him of Cindy Crawford. He acquiesced though.

I'm sure if Krill asked a dermatologist to remove her birthmark he'd hack off her whole finger without missing a beat.

He'd look at the rest of her and say "Why bother?"