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There's no such thing as a true lesbian. All lesbians fuck men at some point. All of them. Some more willingly than others.
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There's no such thing as a true lesbian. All lesbians fuck men at some point. All of them. Some more willingly than others.
That's how you know the attackers weren't White. Darkies need education, not punishment. Victims of the modern age!"For kids of 15 or 16 to do this, there’s a problem with their education. I think instead of punishing them, it would be better to educate them instead."
Isn't this like a few years old now?
I'm sorry...Yeah. What do you give a shit about when it happened, hot shot? We found a fun little news story to cackle about. Where's your thread? I don't see too many home runs coming from the likes of you, Silvio Dante White Nigger. Keep wearing your label as a badge of honor, good boy.
Isn't this like a few years old now?
Ironically those English skinhead types from the 80s and 90s could have protected those holes, but they got the world they wanted and what they deserve.[SIZE=26px]BUT WAIT!
THERE'S MORE!!![/SIZE]
[SIZE=18px]“It became such a sensationalised story,” "CHRIS" says. [URL='https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jun/14/homophobic-attack-bus-outrage-media-white']Chris wrote a piece[/URL] for the Guardian in June, in an attempt to correct some of the errors – such as how the headlines about them being a lesbian couple were wrong, because she is bisexual. It was of little use. “The narrative became pretty distorted of what actually happened.”
ACKSHUALLY, I am not just a regular Lesbian... I GO BOTH WAYS!!! Isn't that special?
Because of the media attention, the police rolled out a red carpet for both women. “As soon as it hit the news, I had two police officers showing up at my door,” Chris says. A high-profile [URL='https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jun/14/homophobic-attack-bus-outrage-media-white']court case[/URL] followed. Watching the footage of their assault gave some solace. “It was shocking to watch,” remembers Ramirez. “The adrenaline had caused me to block out some of the memories. There were moments I hadn’t remembered. When I saw it on CCTV, I felt angry.” But it also felt affirming. “I’d been doubting myself – did I remember things right? Did it really happen that way?
Oh I'm sorry. I forgot about that part where my big studdly man named Christina went over and started swinging at teenaged boys. Thank you for showing me the footage.[/SIZE]
Watching the CCTV, Chris was glad to see that she had asserted herself. “One of the biggest distortions of this story was that they walked up to us and said: ‘Kiss’ and we said: ‘No’, and they punched us. I’m glad the CCTV shows that I stood up and physically asserted myself. We weren’t just sitting there being helpless victims.” Ramirez agrees. “I’m so glad we fought back. It’s not so common that women stand up for themselves in the way we did.”
The women will not be drawn on whether they are still romantically involved, although they were not a long-term couple, as was widely reported. “We have a profound bond” is all Ramirez will say. She lives in Barcelona, and Chris in London, but they remain in contact.
Translation: No, it didn't work out because women are not compatible. Also, we immediately became violent, as is the typical Lesbian M.O.
Ramirez doesn’t want her attackers to be punished. “For kids of 15 or 16 to do this, there’s a problem with their education. I think instead of punishing them, it would be better to educate them instead.”
You can take the woman out of the woman, but you can't take the woman out of the woman.
DMAN arguing with fake lesbians at work is a good bit.Any woman under 30 does the fake lesbian act. It's so tiresome that I enjoy calling them out. Because they inevitably slip up, and reveal themselves to be girly girls who have/would date men.
Recently I got into a real ugly argument with a dyke at work, when she brought up playing the game Animal Crossing (or Stardew Valley or one of those girl games.) I called it a Girly Game because THAT'S WHAT IT WAS!!!
She got so offended that I rightfully remarked that a girl was playing a game for girls. She felt the sting of needing people to see her differently and started arguing with me about nothing. With total sincerity, she unwittingly revealed more about her feminine nature than I ever could assume.
This is in LondonCamden is more likely to be blacks than Muslims to be honest.
I swear to god I saw this same story with the same two girls like 5-8 years agoI have nowhere else to post this hilarious story.
[URL unfurl="true"]https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/four-teenagers-arrested-attack-against-lesbian-couple-london-bus-n1015131[/URL]
[SIZE=26px]Melania Geymonat said in a Facebook post that a group of Teenagers demanded she and her girlfriend, "Chris", kiss so they could enjoy watching before beating them.[/SIZE]
The teens also started "describing sexual positions" and tossed coins at the women, Geymonat wrote.
"In an attempt to calm things down, I started making jokes. I thought this might make them go away. Chris even pretended she was sick, but they kept on harassing us, throwing us coins and becoming more enthusiastic about it," she wrote.
Geymonat said the next thing she knew Chris was in the middle of the bus fighting with the men.
"On an impulse, I went over there only to find her face bleeding and three of them beating her up. The next thing I know is I'm being punched," she posted, saying that she was "bleeding all over."
After the bus stopped, London police eventually showed up.
1. Hot lesbian couple pretends they don't love dick, to get attention from men. One of them calls herself "Chris" (no doubt out of shame, knowing the name "Christina" doesn't carry as much weight as "Chris.")
2. They finally get the attention they wanted after all the hand-holding in public, but they quickly change their minds when teenage Muslim boys become interested.
3. The hotter one "starts making jokes" (translation: nervous comebacks that weren't funny) to "make them go away" (Jokes make people go away? If you make people laugh they will stay. If she was insulting them, they would be more likely to engage. Those aren't "jokes." She has no idea how to resolve conflict.)
4. The most hilarious part of this story: The girl who calls herself butch name "Chris" starts pretending to be sick like a fucking possum COWARD. An adult woman backing away from teenage boys, begging off, and pretending to randomly be sick in order to disarm an uncomfortable argument,[URL='https://dingo.care2.com/pictures/petition_images/petition/551/448273-1682289969-wide_facebook.jpg'] like someone we know[/URL]. My tummy hurts!
5. And they wonder why throughout history, women needed male chaperones to run their life. If this happened in America, the judge would be like "Okay, why didn't you just kiss her if you love her so much? Kiss her right now."
6. Her story doesn't even add up. "On an impulse, I went over there to find "Chris" being bloodied." Okay, at what point in the story did you and your "LOVER" separate from each other? Because you never mentioned either of you moving from your seats. This clearly means she is leaving out integral details of the story, likely "CHRIS"tina getting up and trying to "tough guy act" the teenage boys and ending up with a crimson mask. Convenient she left this part out of the story and time travelled. Like a fucking toddler telling a story.
Notice anything about this story? Nobody was there to protect those 2 silly girls. I bet they wish they had a dick on their team that night (more than they usually do.)
I swear to god I saw this same story with the same two girls like 5-8 years ago
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