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Melania Geymonat said in a Facebook post that a group of Teenagers demanded she and her girlfriend, "Chris", kiss so they could enjoy watching before beating them.
The teens also started "describing sexual positions" and tossed coins at the women, Geymonat wrote.
"In an attempt to calm things down, I started making jokes. I thought this might make them go away. Chris even pretended she was sick, but they kept on harassing us, throwing us coins and becoming more enthusiastic about it," she wrote.
Geymonat said the next thing she knew Chris was in the middle of the bus fighting with the men.
"On an impulse, I went over there only to find her face bleeding and three of them beating her up. The next thing I know is I'm being punched," she posted, saying that she was "bleeding all over."
After the bus stopped, London police eventually showed up.
1. Hot lesbian couple pretends they don't love dick, to get attention from men. One of them calls herself "Chris" (no doubt out of shame, knowing the name "Christina" doesn't carry as much weight as "Chris.")
2. They finally get the attention they wanted after all the hand-holding in public, but they quickly change their minds when teenage Muslim boys become interested.
3. The hotter one "starts making jokes" (translation: nervous comebacks that weren't funny) to "make them go away" (Jokes make people go away? If you make people laugh they will stay. If she was insulting them, they would be more likely to engage. Those aren't "jokes." She has no idea how to resolve conflict.)
4. The most hilarious part of this story: The girl who calls herself butch name "Chris" starts pretending to be sick like a fucking possum COWARD. An adult woman backing away from teenage boys, begging off, and pretending to randomly be sick in order to disarm an uncomfortable argument, like someone we know. My tummy hurts!
5. And they wonder why throughout history, women needed male chaperones to run their life. If this happened in America, the judge would be like "Okay, why didn't you just kiss her if you love her so much? Kiss her right now."
6. Her story doesn't even add up. "On an impulse, I went over there to find "Chris" being bloodied." Okay, at what point in the story did you and your "LOVER" separate from each other? Because you never mentioned either of you moving from your seats. This clearly means she is leaving out integral details of the story, likely "CHRIS"tina getting up and trying to "tough guy act" the teenage boys and ending up with a crimson mask. Convenient she left this part out of the story and time travelled. Like a fucking toddler telling a story.
Notice anything about this story? Nobody was there to protect those 2 silly girls. I bet they wish they had a dick on their team that night (more than they usually do.)
Fifth teenager arrested in attack against lesbian couple on a London bus
Melania Geymonat said in a Facebook post that the group demanded she and her girlfriend, Chris, kiss "so they could enjoy watching" before beating them.
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Melania Geymonat said in a Facebook post that a group of Teenagers demanded she and her girlfriend, "Chris", kiss so they could enjoy watching before beating them.
The teens also started "describing sexual positions" and tossed coins at the women, Geymonat wrote.
"In an attempt to calm things down, I started making jokes. I thought this might make them go away. Chris even pretended she was sick, but they kept on harassing us, throwing us coins and becoming more enthusiastic about it," she wrote.
Geymonat said the next thing she knew Chris was in the middle of the bus fighting with the men.
"On an impulse, I went over there only to find her face bleeding and three of them beating her up. The next thing I know is I'm being punched," she posted, saying that she was "bleeding all over."
After the bus stopped, London police eventually showed up.
1. Hot lesbian couple pretends they don't love dick, to get attention from men. One of them calls herself "Chris" (no doubt out of shame, knowing the name "Christina" doesn't carry as much weight as "Chris.")
2. They finally get the attention they wanted after all the hand-holding in public, but they quickly change their minds when teenage Muslim boys become interested.
3. The hotter one "starts making jokes" (translation: nervous comebacks that weren't funny) to "make them go away" (Jokes make people go away? If you make people laugh they will stay. If she was insulting them, they would be more likely to engage. Those aren't "jokes." She has no idea how to resolve conflict.)
4. The most hilarious part of this story: The girl who calls herself butch name "Chris" starts pretending to be sick like a fucking possum COWARD. An adult woman backing away from teenage boys, begging off, and pretending to randomly be sick in order to disarm an uncomfortable argument, like someone we know. My tummy hurts!
5. And they wonder why throughout history, women needed male chaperones to run their life. If this happened in America, the judge would be like "Okay, why didn't you just kiss her if you love her so much? Kiss her right now."
6. Her story doesn't even add up. "On an impulse, I went over there to find "Chris" being bloodied." Okay, at what point in the story did you and your "LOVER" separate from each other? Because you never mentioned either of you moving from your seats. This clearly means she is leaving out integral details of the story, likely "CHRIS"tina getting up and trying to "tough guy act" the teenage boys and ending up with a crimson mask. Convenient she left this part out of the story and time travelled. Like a fucking toddler telling a story.
Notice anything about this story? Nobody was there to protect those 2 silly girls. I bet they wish they had a dick on their team that night (more than they usually do.)