Interesting Non Faggot Post from KF

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Worm Killer was actually Ray Liotta.

Goddamnit WK.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

My close personal friend George Clooney told me he believes Patrick is a fat faggot with bitch tits. No bullshit.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Don't be fatter than a fat guy and then make fun of him for being fat.

Why? Just because JDA is fat doesn’t mean Patrick isn’t fat (RIP Patrice, he was 14). The whole point of making fun of Pat’s weight is because it clearly bothers him and he denies it, not because he’s an actual fat fuck.

 

[Meownaw]

Why? Just because JDA is fat doesn’t mean Patrick isn’t fat (RIP Patrice, he was 14). The whole point of making fun of Pat’s weight is because it clearly bothers him and he denies it, not because he’s an actual fat fuck.

How much do you weigh, character?

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

How much do you weigh, character?

~ 1 Pat from Moonachie

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Why? Just because JDA is fat doesn’t mean Patrick isn’t fat (RIP Patrice, he was 14). The whole point of making fun of Pat’s weight is because it clearly bothers him and he denies it, not because he’s an actual fat fuck.

Because I think JDA is a fat faggot, that's why

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

1) just snipe at Fatso on Twitter;
2) don't try to become a patched-in patposter;
3) if you do join the forum, don't wear out your welcome;
4) if you have some time in the barrel, don't be a fag about it;
5) never show us your wife.

You’ve got this place clocked brotherman. The only thing I would add is if you feel the urge to start up a podcast I would probably not do that

 

[NortheastPhilly]

"Getting on our radar" doesn't make much sense - why would we drag someone who was fighting the good fight and calling Pat out for being a retard? It's only when someone fat knights for Patrick that we start looking into their wives and how adept they might be at chewing rocks.

Ok then dox yourself, tough guy

 

[Clint Ruin]

If they're hiding from here and farms, then I doubt I'd be impressed by their reach or identity

 

[Udders]

A follow-up post from that user later in the thread, twitter DM screencaps showing a check.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

A follow-up post from that user later in the thread, twitter DM screencaps showing a check.

This is impossible to fake
Make sure to call this bullshitting faggot out if you're on KF

 

[Jenna]

No famous figure has ever publicly come out in support of Patposting, or mention they've been following his career as an entertaining lolcow. Sure we've paid Norm and Roger Stone to do cameos about him, but it isn't the same. Meanwhile our list of public enemies is impressive as shit. Practically everyone involved with O&A hates us. Amy Schumer, Jay Mohr, Seth Simons, Mary Three Names, MC Serch, the highest level admins at reddit. It has to happen eventually, and I hope it isn't as disappointing as Zac Amico wearing a Patrick shirt on Legion of Skanks before he has his schedule "not coming back from that one" Patrice stroke.

Honestly, if I was a professional comedian, I'd use this place as a resource. Outsource punchlines, find funny people willing to write jokes, $100 if you use them. Colin Quinn would have something to say about not needing other people to write his jokes for him, but fuck it Joe List, get that Netflix special. Unless you're Schaub, in which case fuck off and go sue Mushmouth some more.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Pretty sure that Dana Schnozz and Anica Manica hate him and find him creepy. Not sure if (M)Anica is verified however. Brianna Du(de) is also a good guess. I imagine that the majority of the SFWA has a low opinion of him as well.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Pretty sure that Dana Schnozz and Anica Manica hate him and find him creepy. Not sure if (M)Anica is verified however. Brianna Du(de) is also a good guess. I imagine that the majority of the SFWA has a low opinion of him as well.

oh Manica totally hates him. She ran out of that arcade like a nigger at a baby shower when Pat showed up.

 

[guest]

Neil Gaiman, for one. I know he's liked Pat-related stuff.
As mentioned above, Dana Schwartz. He used to act like she was his pal, and she didn't even know who he was until the imposter child email fiasco.
I'm sure there's plenty of others.

 

[guest]

yesssssss. That is how you executive produce!

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I hate to burst anyone's bubble, but this KF fag is full of shit.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

Neil Gaiman, for one. I know he's liked Pat-related stuff.

Imagine growing up with the name "kneel gay-men"

 

[SFWA liaison]

I am Shane Gillis, but I don't have a checkmark

 

[Phish]

No famous figure has ever publicly come out in support of Patposting, or mention they've been following his career as an entertaining lolcow. Sure we've paid Norm and Roger Stone to do cameos about him, but it isn't the same. Meanwhile our list of public enemies is impressive as shit. Practically everyone involved with O&A hates us. Amy Schumer, Jay Mohr, Seth Simons, Mary Three Names, MC Serch, the highest level admins at reddit. It has to happen eventually, and I hope it isn't as disappointing as Zac Amico wearing a Patrick shirt on Legion of Skanks before he has his schedule "not coming back from that one" Patrice stroke.

Honestly, if I was a professional comedian, I'd use this place as a resource. Outsource punchlines, find funny people willing to write jokes, $100 if you use them. Colin Quinn would have something to say about not needing other people to write his jokes for him, but fuck it Joe List, get that Netflix special. Unless you're Schaub, in which case fuck off and go sue Mushmouth some more.

Nick Mullen is prob the biggest endorsement weve gotten. And that wasnt even about Patposting. Sniff

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Neil "4 stars" Gaiman thinks he's a shit head