Indiana Jones 5 Trailer

[Bigsmooth]

do it

Okay here's the new Indy movie. I'm not cleaning up my friends spelling and grammar.

"Indy 5 spoiler:

So looks like - there’s a golden clock that transports Indy and Marcus Brody’s granddaughter Helena Brody to 1993. Three leads are Indy, Helena and young Indy (this makes sense with Harrison wearing dots on his face while filming).

They go back to 1933.

Antonio Bandarass is apparently the best part. Sacrifices himself so Indy and lady live.

Young Indy sacrifices himself and old Indy fades away.

Lady is the new Indy.

Makes sense since it leaked there’s an Indy tv show in the works at Disney+.

Sounds even better the. The classic Crystal skull"

 

[Meownaw]

Doesn't look as bad as Crystal Skull but that's not a very hard thing to do.

 

[Carl Winslow]

On the DoomCock yt channel, he had a source that after he gives that chic his hat, she redoes all the famous Indy parts while going to credits.

 

[Meownaw]

On the DoomCock yt channel, he had a source that after he gives that chic his hat, she redoes all the famous Indy parts while going to credits.

Sounds awful so it has to be true.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Am I imagining it or was there a shot of inside the fucking millennium falcon in the trailer?

I'm gonna pull a real Tomlinson here...
Its likely the cockpit of a WWII era B-29 bomber, which the MF cockpit design was based upon.

Still pretty gay.

 

[Cakehorn's Shitty Sink]

Okay here's the new Indy movie. I'm not cleaning up my friends spelling and grammar.

"Indy 5 spoiler:

So looks like - there’s a golden clock that transports Indy and Marcus Brody’s granddaughter Helena Brody to 1993. Three leads are Indy, Helena and young Indy (this makes sense with Harrison wearing dots on his face while filming).

They go back to 1933.

Antonio Bandarass is apparently the best part. Sacrifices himself so Indy and lady live.

Young Indy sacrifices himself and old Indy fades away.

Lady is the new Indy.

Makes sense since it leaked there’s an Indy tv show in the works at Disney+.

Sounds even better the. The classic Crystal skull"

that's what I heard as well. figures.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

He's a fucking jew

 

[Cakehorn's Shitty Sink]

He's a fucking jew

holy shit, he is. I didn't know that. not surprised, though

 

[LingerLonger]

Over under on how many scenes the ugly broad punches a Nazi in?

 

[Huh?]

holy shit, he is. I didn't know that. not surprised, though

“As a man I've always felt Irish, as an actor I've always felt Jewish,” Ford famously said in an interview on Inside the Actors Studio in 2000.

 

[Carl Winslow]

They were going to make a kick ass version in the late 90's, butt fat ass Lucas wanted to focus on gay star wars.

Ford was too old in the Crystal skull, now he fuckin pushing 80? if not older.

This is one of the few times that if they were going to continue the story, they should of got a new actor and just played it as is. Like they do with Bond. Sorry, but that chic already ruined the movie, and I think there is a female niglet that has a big part in it as well.

Disney ruins anything it fucking touches.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

HAHAHA! I LOVED THE WHIP BIT AT THE END, IT'S LIKE THAT SCENE IN RAIDERS WITH THE SWORD GUY BUT IT'S BEEN REVERSED! HAHAHAHA GOOD STUFF!

 

[Carl Winslow]

In all seriousness, his best performance was Temple of Doom or The Fugitive.

THe Fugitive is up there.

 

[Stent]

I recognize that twat. Phoebe Waller-Bridge or something like that. She's the latest posh limey cunt who sticks her nose into everything and makes it snarky and about strong brave women. I'm pretty sure she's the one they hired to ruin James Bond and others. Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones can't be saved but she's going to bury the corpse so deep everyone forgets he even existed.

 

[guest]

Am I imagining it or was there a shot of inside the fucking millennium falcon in the trailer?

I didn’t see it in the trailer, but Indy did find the Falcon in an old comic book and came across the bones of Han Solo.

 

[Dennyislife]

I recognize that twat. Phoebe Waller-Bridge or something like that. She's the latest posh limey cunt who sticks her nose into everything and makes it snarky and about strong brave women. I'm pretty sure she's the one they hired to ruin James Bond and others. Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones can't be saved but she's going to bury the corpse so deep everyone forgets he even existed.

She wrote the first series of killing eve which was pretty good. She left and it went to shit. She then got some star wars and bond gigs I think off the back of that and Fleabag. Hollywood loves a posh English person

 

[bantadant]

He's still using a whip- uhhh, racist much, Indy?

Also, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SHIA LABEOUF? FUCK!

 

[Dennyislife]

Having a Welsh guy in a fez playing an Egyptian in 2022 is asking for a cancellation

 

[Cakehorn's Shitty Sink]

calling it now. this shit is gonna bomb.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I didn’t see it in the trailer, but Indy did find the Falcon in an old comic book and came across the bones of Han Solo.