Incredibly obese people who don’t drink alcohol

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Your ancestors were German, Iberian, and Celtic, so don’t pretend to have moorish(I’m not white, so it’s ok if I rap!) ancestry bullshit. The moors only ruled over the native population. They didn’t colonize it. The few Moorish mutts that did got the boot!

Can’t tell if you’re agreeing with me or making fun of me.

ME:THANK YOU!

 

[guest]

Jesus, are you retired?

My schedule is pretty wide open

Bonnie lives at home and moonlights as a caretaker for his crippled mom since his rap career failed.

Just filling in the blanks here for any onlookers, don’t shoot the messenger folks hehe

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Bonnie lives at home and moonlights as a caretaker for his crippled mom since his rap career failed.

Just filling in the blanks here for any onlookers, don’t shoot the messenger folks hehe

Has anyone ever seen Artie Lange’s Beer League?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Bonnie lives at home and moonlights as a caretaker for his crippled mom since his rap career failed.

Just filling in the blanks here for any onlookers, don’t shoot the messenger folks hehe

I’ll never understand your obsession with me. Very homoerotic based on completely unfounded nonsense.

 

[Dark Dan Disciple]

Bonnie lives at home and moonlights as a caretaker for his crippled mom since his rap career failed.

Just filling in the blanks here for any onlookers, don’t shoot the messenger folks hehe

Nobody puts Bonnie in a corner…

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Nobody puts Bonnie in a corner…

Got mad love for all my supporters. Bubbler gets it because he doesn’t harass someone half his age for no reason.

 

[Jack_Horner]

Right, because you’re craving the sugar from the alcohol still. Blows my mind how many people don’t consistently drink water. I’ve been an alcoholic far longer than I’d care to admit but I couldn’t imagine not drinking tons of water too.

When I drank, my drink of choice was a greyhound. Basically twelve ounces of grapefruit juice mixed with six ounces (four shots) of vodka. That works out to 27% alcohol in the drink. A beer is 10% alcohol. I definitely wonder if I would've done a lot less damage to all my internal plumbing if I'd just stuck with something with a lower proof. I can't stand beer, but if I'd just come up with some cocktail that didn't have such a high proof, I think my shit would've been less fucked up.

Luckily I didn't die, but I could've, and a lot of it just came down to how corrosive my drink of choice was. (What put me in the hospital was that my espophagus got all fucked up and I had internal bleeding.)

 

[Jack_Horner]

How do you maintain your twinkish figure despite drinking all that alcohol?

It got memory holed about 30 years ago, but there was an article in the NYT in the 80s or 70s that argued that alcohol doesn't make you fat.

I'm probably Exhibit A; I stopped drinking about 15 months ago and I'm only about 20lbs lighter than I was when drinking. When I used to drink, I was consuming close to a thousand calories a day in cocktails. (Two cocktails a day, each cocktail has four shots of vodka and one can of grapefruit juice.) There are 3500 calories in a pound, and I drank every single day for something like fifteen years straight. I've been off booze for 15 months or 450 days, which works out to 450,000 fewer calories over the last fifteen months. There are 3500 calories in a pound, which means that if it was simply "calories in / calories out", I should have lost 129lbs. But I lost about twenty.

I am not a doctor, but as I understand it, our bodies metabolize alcohol before everything. So if you eat a hamburger and drink four shots of vodka with it, the vodka gets metabolized first.

Another thing with alcoholics, which is kinda grim, is that alcoholism seems to change how your body processes food. Not to gross anyone out, but I was basically taking a dump about three times a day when I was boozing, and now it's about one. So booze seems to make your body pass food without absorbing it very well.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

When I drank, my drink of choice was a greyhound. Basically twelve ounces of grapefruit juice mixed with six ounces (four shots) of vodka. That works out to 27% alcohol in the drink. A beer is 10% alcohol. I definitely wonder if I would've done a lot less damage to all my internal plumbing if I'd just stuck with something with a lower proof. I can't stand beer, but if I'd just come up with some cocktail that didn't have such a high proof, I think my shit would've been less fucked up.

Luckily I didn't die, but I could've, and a lot of it just came down to how corrosive my drink of choice was. (What put me in the hospital was that my espophagus got all fucked up and I had internal bleeding.)

Generally speaking most beer alcoholics don’t die young. For whatever reason vodka seems to kill you. Being an alcoholic isn’t terrible but the smoking will get you.