Inauguration Day Megathread!

[LiberalPussy]

Manlet lol

 

[You Bummers]

The crackers loved that shit

 

[Juschippinyababe]

The fuck is this nigger jukeing and jiveing about. No more basketball americans please

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

Ladies and gentleman, the presidential shoe shiner, Satchmo Beeboplinson

 

[Uncle Floyd]

WWAWD Lauren Sanchez (Bezos girlfriend)? She's got those duck lips, looking like a trollop wearing a jacket with what looks like only a brar underneath. Very disrespectful!

All the women at the office we're bitching out over her outfit. Jealous (but at least self-aware) boss even said, "It's probably just because she's married to a billionaire that I'm complaining."

But, yeah, it's trashy to dress like that during, OF ALL THINGS, an inauguration.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Are eggs cheap again or what's going on with that?

 

[johnnynoname]

I wish Big Lenny was still alive to see this

 

[johnnynoname]

…….in the heartssssss of an angel…..

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

Did he really rename the Gulf of Mexico or was that a joke?

JD Vance cracked up like it was a stand up set

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

Lol at Trump saluting the guy singing instead of putting his hand over his heart

 

[StlakerFatti]

I have a friend that had TDS and he isnt taking this too well. He said he was going to watch cat videos for the next 4 years.

"Skippy, kissssss.....!"

 

[Cuphead]

Did he really rename the Gulf of Mexico or was that a joke?

JD Vance cracked up like it was a stand up set

It's on the list of executive orders today

 

[Legal Eagle Nelsonn]

Elvis has left the building

 

[Sue2]

I liked when Trump shouted out the niggers and spics who got him elected, just like 2016. Hey you fat goy, did you forget it was white people who got you elected? And it was only white people.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

I thought the Panama Canal thing was a bit but he’s actually serious, lol

 

[aRTie02150]

I thought the Panama Canal thing was a bit but he’s actually serious, lol

He has every right to be serious. Panama isn't living up to their end of the deal agreed upon when the US handed it over to them.

 

[Sue2]

Watching the former admins was funny. W Bush continues to act like a 10 year old in a school play (I mean this in a positive way), Bill is stoned the fuck out, Hillary is laughing at Trump because she doesn’t give a fuck, Obama was completely hidden, and Biden is just sitting there going “Hmmm maybe running again wasn’t a good idea as this dude shits all over my Presidency”. And idk what Kamala was thinking. Probably “Well i’m out of here, thank god I don’t have to have actual responsibilities for the next 4 years”

 

[Cuphead]

Watching the former admins was funny. W Bush continues to act like a 10 year old in a school play (I mean this in a positive way), Bill is stoned the fuck out, Hillary is laughing at Trump because she doesn’t give a fuck, Obama was completely hidden, and Biden is just sitting there going “Hmmm maybe running again wasn’t a good idea as this dude shits all over my Presidency”. And idk what Kamala was thinking. Probably “Well i’m out of here, thank god I don’t have to have actual responsibilities for the next 4 years”

I figured Barack didn't show up because Michael said he wasn't coming

 

[Brooke Shields]

Are eggs cheap again or what's going on with that?

It's on the list of executive orders today

 

[Sue2]

I figured Barack didn't show up because Michael said he wasn't coming

Nah he was there but I mean literally hidden. He was sitting next to Laura Bush