In regards to recent attacks on me that “Jesus would condemn me for my hate”

[guest]

NoBacon considers humor to be the satanist work of Jews. Let all ye humorists be cast out of onaforums. The forum shall be reshaped in NoBacon's vision: sperging about Christ and accusing everyone of being tranny pedophiles.

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حَدَّثَنَا مُحَمَّدُ بْنُ بَشَّارٍ، قَالَ‏: ‏ حَدَّثَنَا أَبُو بَكْرٍ الْحَنَفِيُّ، قَالَ‏: ‏ حَدَّثَنَا عَبْدُ الْحَمِيدِ بْنُ جَعْفَرٍ، عَنْ إِبْرَاهِيمَ بْنِ عَبْدِ اللهِ، عَنْ أَبِي هُرَيْرَةَ، عَنِ النَّبِيِّ صلى الله عليه وسلم قَالَ‏: ‏ لاَ تُكْثِرُوا الضَّحِكَ، فَإِنَّ كَثْرَةَ الضَّحِكِ تُمِيتُ الْقَلْبَ‏.‏

Abu Hurayra reported that the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, "Do not laugh a lot, for too much laughter kills the heart."

Al-Adab Al-Mufrad 253

 

[NoBacon]

حَدَّثَنَا مُحَمَّدُ بْنُ بَشَّارٍ، قَالَ‏: ‏ حَدَّثَنَا أَبُو بَكْرٍ الْحَنَفِيُّ، قَالَ‏: ‏ حَدَّثَنَا عَبْدُ الْحَمِيدِ بْنُ جَعْفَرٍ، عَنْ إِبْرَاهِيمَ بْنِ عَبْدِ اللهِ، عَنْ أَبِي هُرَيْرَةَ، عَنِ النَّبِيِّ صلى الله عليه وسلم قَالَ‏: ‏ لاَ تُكْثِرُوا الضَّحِكَ، فَإِنَّ كَثْرَةَ الضَّحِكِ تُمِيتُ الْقَلْبَ‏.‏

Abu Hurayra reported that the Prophet, may Allah bless him and grant him peace, said, "Do not laugh a lot, for too much laughter kills the heart."

Al-Adab Al-Mufrad 253

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I dunno why he keeps posting that like it’s a burn, I know I’m not funny and don’t pretend to be. Probably hard to understand from someone who pretends to be a different gender permanently.

 

[Jenna]

I dunno why he keeps posting that like it’s a burn, I know I’m not funny and don’t pretend to be. Probably hard to understand from someone who pretends to be a different gender permanently.

Because it's a comedy forum you shitdick.

Take your Christsperging to a messageboard about Christianity. Go be with people who think and talk like you and leave the rest of us to get back to the jokes.

 

[866-Ron-0-Fez]

Because it's a comedy forum you shitdick.

Take your Christsperging to a messageboard about Christianity. Go be with people who think and talk like you and leave the rest of us to get back to the jokes.

It's off topic. Just sayin'

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I’m a very angry person at the state of the world, it makes me a bit mental. If I was also leg mental and confined to a wheelchair I don’t think I’d be able to handle it.

My legs, my body, ailments, it means nothing, it's the state of our soul and our actions that matter, those things define who we are.

 

[gassers]

it's the state of our soul and our actions that matter, those things define who we are.

Well said, Sir.

 

[guest]

 

[Jenna]

It's off topic. Just sayin'

All the other off topic posters at least attempt to be funny. This hyper-serious faggot goes all church lady over the username @Lucyfer.

I have the right to make thousands of posts about my fantasy football team. Derail every thread into talking about my fantasy football team. "Hey Jenna stop talking about your fantasy football team" FUCK YOU! I TALK ABOUT WHAT I WANT! YOU DON'T OWN ME!

Turns out I can do my sports nerd sperging about the risks of drafting Josh Jacobs on other websites that are set up for everyone to talk fantasy football.

 

[guest]

All the other off topic posters at least attempt to be funny. This hyper-serious faggot goes all church lady over the username @Lucyfer.

I have the right to make thousands of posts about my fantasy football team. Derail every thread into talking about my fantasy football team. "Hey Jenna stop talking about your fantasy football team" FUCK YOU! I TALK ABOUT WHAT I WANT! YOU DON'T OWN ME!

Turns out I can do my sports nerd sperging about the risks of drafting Josh Jacobs on other websites that are set up for everyone to talk fantasy football.

Seeing a religious person really makes you seethe...would be odd if it werent so common.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

All the other off topic posters at least attempt to be funny. This hyper-serious faggot goes all church lady over the username @Lucyfer.

It is devilishly good wordplay.

 

[Meownaw]

It is devilishly good wordplay.

Dvv dvv

 

[Jenna]

Seeing a religious person really makes you seethe...would be odd if it werent so common.

You actually go to mosque, right? Seek council from religious leaders, stick to the established doctrines of Islam?

See I can actually respect that. If you were re-structuring Islam to say it's Allah's will for you to eat bacon every morning, you too would be a heretic.

 

[guest]

What is Christ’s opinion on rimming?

 

[Harry Powell]

im guessing this is what the entirety of the BAC is now?

 

[guest]

Eating ass for Jesus sounds kinda based actually.

It’s my way to show I love Christ and I think he really appreciates that. If that doesn’t get me into heaven I’m going to be very cross.

 

[Harry Powell]

My legs, my body, ailments, it means nothing, it's the state of our soul and our actions that matter, those things define who we are.

Your little girl’s play set-size kitchen sink absolutely defines part of you. I have to see the chair to assess the rest. If it has pneumatics you’re PFG.

 

[NoBacon]

im guessing this is what the entirety of the BAC is now?

Pretty much yeah, it’s just missing him defending Eric Hildeman all the time. Other than that, yeah.

 

[Jenna]

im guessing this is what the entirety of the BAC is now?

NoBacon is also posting his fat ex-girlfriends who look like Lena Dunham.

 

[Harry Powell]

Pretty much yeah, it’s just missing him defending Eric Hildeman all the time. Other than that, yeah.

I wish I was still in it so I could ask for your zoomer-messaging rizz. I really needed you that day.

 

[Harry Powell]

NoBacon is also posting his fat ex-girlfriends who look like Lena Dunham.

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FUCK! That’s a good bit, someone re-add me