Imposter Wrestler stlaker Twitter Childs!

[ActionJackson]

I wouldn't mind seeing Bobby “The Brain” Heenan call PorkRick a pig-humanoid hybrid. That would fawkin' slap, child.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Dusty Rhodes son of the plumber man that is trying to fix pats toilet

son of a fucking bitch my ribs

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

The Iron Geek. A mashup of Pat and Iron Sheik. "Niki will FUCK my ass and make me humble!"

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Maybe the Blue Blazer can drop by.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Brutus The Barber Beefcake could tell him that nature and shit genetics all ready took Pat's hair before he could.

Definitely like the idea of his bullies getting Twitter accounts. That just hits different now.

Also maybe his withered, dying liver could start account? I can all ready see a tweet of Pat saying, "And now you're pretending to be my liver on Twitter because this is all you have", and it's glorious.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Maybe the Blue Blazer can drop by.

Oofta

 

[guest]

I bet Patrick would love to play with these toys. (Although Big John Studd might make him feel inadequate.)

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The Genius Lanny Poffo could really make Pat mad by telling him he’s stupid while the genius is smart

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

This is how fatso pictures himself every time he stampedes his way into a twitter thread to correcT the record.

how he actually looks:

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

I wouldn't mind seeing Ravishing Rick Rude call Fatrick a sweat hog and then talk about how bad Niki wants to fuck him.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

I'm not sure what Shawn Michaels would say to him. He'd probably just give him some sweet chins music.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Lex Luger could let him know he’s in terrible shape and will never look like him

 

[N64 Cube]

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Know your role and SHUT. YOUR. FUCKINGGG. MOUTH!!!!

Have the Rock use his tag line “if you smell what the rock is cooking” to mock Pat because you know, is fat

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Hacksaw Jim Duggan could really cause some rib damage, he could let Pat know he’s not a “tough guy” and instead of his USA chant it’s PAY QUAS-I!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I wouldn't mind seeing Ravishing Rick Rude call Fatrick a sweat hog and then talk about how bad Niki wants to fuck him.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat, this is the Repo Man! Quasi sent me, Give me that Mustang and Bike! I’m taking that fridge too!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat, this is IRS and you need to Pay Quasi. I’m also looking into your PPP loans…

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat! I can’t fix your toilet, you’ve done too much damage and it smells funkier than a monkey in here!

https://i0.wp.com/stumblingsandrumblings.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/sonofaplummer.gif

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Classy Freddie Blassie tell Pat what he is after seeing his pic in his yearbook

 

[1073waaf]

This had me howling