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[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

A brother man mentioned bringing this bit back but annoying him on twitter and the possibilities are endless

Mr Perfect pointing out all the errors in his books and how they are far from a “Perfect” 5 Star review

Dusty Rhodes son of the plumber man that is trying to fix pats toilet

Repo Man coming to take his mustang and bike

IRS reminding Pat to Pay Quasi

Big Boss Man reminding him no laws have been broken

Duke The Dumpster laughing at Pat’s dump of house / yard

Warrior with lots of gibberish followed by Child

I smelllllllllll bit!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Drunk Scott Hall and Jake The Snake yelling at Pat about how writing his books drunk makes them awful and DDP offering his Yoga help for his weight problem

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Know your role and SHUT. YOUR. FUCKINGGG. MOUTH!!!!

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Yokozuna just challenging him to sumo wrestling contests because they're in the same weight class.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Of course Scott Steiner will just remind Pat he’s fat and nothing else

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Jim Neidhart telling him he’s too small and puny to be a tough guy and can’t throw an Anvil, Rick Rude bragging about he’s in great shape and Pat is a Midwest fat slob, ric flair telling Pat his shoes are worth more than his half house

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Of course Scott Steiner will just remind Pat he’s fat and nothing else

SOmeone fucking do this!

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

A brother man mentioned bringing this bit back but annoying him on twitter and the possibilities are endless

Mr Perfect pointing out all the errors in his books and how they are far from a “Perfect” 5 Star review

Dusty Rhodes son of the plumber man that is trying to fix pats toilet

Repo Man coming to take his mustang and bike

IRS reminding Pat to Pay Quasi

Big Boss Man reminding him no laws have been broken

Duke The Dumpster laughing at Pat’s dump of house / yard

Warrior with lots of gibberish followed by Child

I smelllllllllll bit!

King Kong Bundy making fun of his weight.

Iron Sheik calling him gay and faggot

 

[Muffin]

The Sandman constantly posting that gif of Fatrick waving that dumb stick around like a retard and talking about how he'll never be man enough to master the Singapore Cane.

 

[Random username]

King Kong Bundy making fun of his weight.

Iron Sheik calling him gay and faggot

But will he humble pat with his 10 inch cock?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

King Kong Bundy making fun of his weight.

Iron Sheik calling him gay and faggot

Sheik will be perfect, telling him he needs to pay quasi or he make him HUMBLE, CHILD!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Iron Sheik PAT YOU ARE JABRONI AND I WILL PUT YOU IN CAMEL CLUTCH! PAY QUASI, CHILD!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Hacksaw Jim Duggan telling him his books BLOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

 

[Cuphead]

Might be a good idea to start this bit tonight. Boomia is really getting to him so he's already pissed

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Might be a good idea to start this bit tonight. Boomia is really getting to him so he's already pissed

The Mountie could let Pat know he’s hanging out with Boomia in Canada

 

[Muffin]

This is how fatso pictures himself every time he stampedes his way into a twitter thread to correcT the record.

 

[potatopeeler63]

This is good, got da fawkin juices flowin.

another good bit would be a bunch of atalkers using photos of jocks from his senior class yearbook, and bullying him relentlessly on the silly little bird site.

that would slap.

 

[Will Tate]

I call dibs on Sgt Slaughter telling the fat fuck to do some push-ups every morning.