Important update on Pat's WIP

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

He's still kinda working on it:

Dumb cunt.

 

[Raymond]

Isn't Big Ben the name of the bell? Annabelle could have told him that if she was in his life.

 

[Meownaw]

Much like his duolingo studying this will amount to nothing.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

No matter how many words it’s still shit

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

It's a fucking book that's just ripped off from another book. What "research" could he have to do?

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

ON SPEC

 

[N64 Cube]

His “research” is him ordering Niki to watch a couple of YouTube videos on whatever topic, while he eats/naps/sperge out on Twitter. When he’s ready he’ll read her notes

edit god damn I sound really dumb

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat you dumb shit. Big ben is the bell, not the clock tower.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Seven minutes on both. This garbage will not pay Quasi.

 

[guest]

He's still kinda working on it:

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Dumb cunt.

You know what else is a rewarding experience? Taking your daughter to the park.

 

[guest]

You know what else is a rewarding experience? Taking your daughter to the park.

Know what else is a rewarding experience? Cutting the umbilical cord from Twitter and leaving your phone at home while you go out and have a good time with your friends. I do it every weekend and it feels AMAZING.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

His research is mostly looking up CP and drinking beer.

 

[guest]

Just fucking write the thing you lazy piece of shit.

Dude, you have no job and are swimming in debt (thank you, Quasi) yet you're spending 10 hours researching the Thames River on Wikipedia. Fucking retard.

 

[Stent]

And he'll still throw in a McDonalds burger joint.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

And he'll still throw in a McDonalds burger joint.

McDorrit's Bleak House of Hamburgers.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

The fat retard probably looked up when the London Eye was completed too. He had to scrap a thrilling 100 word fight scene that took place on it when he discovered it opened in 2000.

 

[AntSucks]

History note: Big Ben was built to house Ben Tomlinson, a famous child serial killer of the day and the fattest man in England. Not much is known about his family, but it's rumored they immigrated to Wisconsin, USA out of shame.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

He imagines these tweets will be laboured over by scholars for years to come.

Nobody cares.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

McDorrit's Bleak House of Hamburgers.

Martin Guzzle Shit and the Tale of Two Titties (his own)

 

[peckafacce]

How does he have time to write or research with as much time as he spends on twitter?