I was thinking about how I would never let Joe use my toilet and thought... Would i prefer him or Pat? It's a tough one man.
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Joe because he's airborne
Pat would take 40 minutes because he'd be responding to stlakers in there. Joe would be in and out because dirty wops barely wipe.
Also Pat takes giant metallic smelling bratwurst shits.
Also Pat takes giant metallic smelling bratwurst shits.
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Joe would steal the toilet paper. FN
I don't exactly want Joe using my toilet but I would not let Patrick in my house under any circumstances
They are both big tubs of shit but Pat might scrub the toilet clean afterwards simply out of habit since he's a maid now.
If Pat's ass touched anything in my house I'd have to burn it down.
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Either way my toilet is breaking
Crew-life hack #18:
Smuggle shit out of the bathroom and cleverly disguise it as pringles for crew inspection. Hiding in plain sight.
(No poo from the toilet allowed in room)Pat would piss all over the front of the seat because he doesn't have enough shaft to aim his dick downwards into the toilet as he's shitting.
Joe because he would shit with military precision.
Joe behaves like a homeless bum and probably showers like twice a week and he's somehow less fucking gross than Pat. Patrick looks sticky. Like if I had to touch his skin I'd be really bummed the fuck out about it.
I would let Joe take a wet shit in my spackle bucket in the back of a hot utility van any time.
Rick 100%, only because i would try to opie a picture for the forum.