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Imagine your dog setting your house on fire.

aRTie02150

STEP OFF!
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Cat people are usually always faggots that were raised without a father in my personal experience. Cats arent loyal for shit. They will fuck off and live with another family until they get tired of that situation and show back up expecting shit. Fuck them
I find that endearing. They're like drugs addicts but softer.
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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She took us there for a field trip one time and let us pet the lambs and shit.
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What else did the lambs do? Did they sodomize you? Did they make you perform fellatio?
 

The DMAN

The only DMAN that really rocks!
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Then you never earned a cat's love!

A dog would love a jacket that smells like you, know why?

CUZ THEY'RE FUCKING STUPID!

And no, I don't own six cats. Anyone that owns more than two should be committed.

Any man who owns more than one should flash a NAMBLA card.
Cats are the only animal I don't avoid running over when they're in the street.
 

Cptbaldopie

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Then you never earned a cat's love!

A dog would love a jacket that smells like you, know why?

CUZ THEY'RE FUCKING STUPID!

And no, I don't own six cats. Anyone that owns more than two should be committed.

Any man who owns more than one should flash a NAMBLA card.
I have 2 cats and 2 dogs. With various fosters coming through the house. Never let your wife volunteer at a shelter.
 
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