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Nice barking at the flames, stupids!
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Imagine your dog setting your house on fire.
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Bad dog! No treat!
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Not sure why, but this was what what got recommended to me after watchingand it's left me with so many questions.
Do you get to just set up a bed at work in China? watched the whole thing and not one explanation as to why you're allowed to sleep on the job in this supposed communist shitehouse
Do you get to just set up a bed at work in China? watched the whole thing and not one explanation as to why you're allowed to sleep on the job in this supposed communist shitehouse
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What kind of nightmare fuel do you need to feed a dog for it to think "yeah keep chewing on the lithium batteries"
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Pitbulls will literally chew/eat anything.
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He did do that one time, but no. I died due to complications with penile arthritis.
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Notice how the cat immediately took off lol.
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Cats are wise, @aRTie02150. They have a survival instinct like no other.
And as I have said, if a cat likes you, it's earned.
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Asian people are very quaint, The DMAN likes the idea that asians just stay at work overnight and set up a bed right in view of the public. It's like how we used to think that teachers lived in the school after we left.
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I remember thinking my kindergarten teacher slept on the same nap time mats after hours.
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.... She didn't?
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Cat people are the worst, partly because of comments like this.
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Then you never earned a cat's love!
A dog would love a jacket that smells like you, know why?
CUZ THEY'RE FUCKING STUPID!
And no, I don't own six cats. Anyone that owns more than two should be committed.
Any man who owns more than one should flash a NAMBLA card.
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I knew my kindergarten teacher had a home. She lived on a sheep farm on an island. She took us there for a field trip one time and let us pet the lambs and shit. She also played the piano and had one in the classroom. Looking back, she was a pretty cool kindergarten teacher but she was like 7' tall, broad shouldered, old and looked like Frankenstein. I'm not kidding either, she had a hairdo that made her head appear perfectly rectangular.
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So your kindergarten teacher was Ted Cassidy, got it.
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I used to appreciate a cat's love until I got a damm crow to like me.
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More of a Fred Gwynne type. I was exaggerating the height, but she was very tall and she seemed fucking enormous as a little kid.
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Alright, you win there. Crows are incredible. Especially Brandon Lee.
Did she ever stomp the floor laughing and collapse the whole school?
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No. She could have but she was a pretty somber bitch. So I guess she looked like Herman Munster and she acted like Lurch.