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Imagine tweeting “I surpassed my father”

BudDickman

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That's the sort of thing a father would say about his son, not a son about himself. If it's actually true, then you're kind of a dick for saying it.

But it isn't true. Even though his father seems like an unremarkable dumb hick, at least he supported his children, had a job (or several, being a jack of all trades, master of none), and wasn't a public embarrassment to himself and his entire family.

Pat thinks he surpassed his father because of his viral abortion tweet? He's gonna be talking about that shit when he's on his deathbed. "Pull out your phone and look up 'abortion thought experiment'... That's me."
 

HotDogJoe

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That's the sort of thing a father would say about his son, not a son about himself. If it's actually true, then you're kind of a dick for saying it.

True. I'd love to know what metric the dumb sperg is using for proof that he surpassed papa clown. It can't be money because pig is poor as fuck as know from his book sales. I guess in his mind he's famous and having 40K twitter followers is some incredible accomplishment that only a few people could achieve. Dumb fat fuck - anyone who spent all day pandering to a particular group on Twitter could get those numbers; it's just most people choose not to because they're too busy with friends, family, work etc.
 

TorqueWheeler

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True. I'd love to know what metric the dumb sperg is using for proof that he surpassed papa clown. It can't be money because pig is poor as fuck as know from his book sales. I guess in his mind he's famous and having 40K twitter followers is some incredible accomplishment that only a few people could achieve. Dumb fat fuck - anyone who spent all day pandering to a particular group on Twitter could get those numbers; it's just most people choose not to because they're too busy with friends, family, work etc.
I saw some dumb cooze tweeting nothing but stuff like "Does anyone else not care what Joe Rogan thinks? Like this tweet if you don't CARE what JoeRogan thinks!" and she had over 200,000 followers. Pat is an abject failure at Twitter considering how much time and energy (and money LOL) he puts into it.
 

SFWA liaison

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"I surpassed my father" and he also said he was smarter tha Kyle a few weeks ago

I suspect his relationship with his family is a little bit strained since he refuses to be rational about atalkers and stop engaging, dragging a bunch of people under the bus with him. If anybody thought his approach was at all rational, they'd also apply it, but everyone elses (includding Nikki) doesn't engage
 
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Pat thinks he surpassed his father because of his viral abortion tweet? He's gonna be talking about that shit when he's on his deathbed. "Pull out your phone and look up 'abortion thought experiment'... That's me."
He probably has a strained relationship with his dad and just includes him in his internet persona lore for his perceived benefit.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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I think he doesn’t get along with his dad (or family for that matter) because no son with a good relationship with their father would say / tweet that. For example Eli and Peyton Manning don’t go around telling everyone they both “surpassed” their father in the NFL. Pig hates everyone and only loves himself, no matter what he can’t praise anyone but himself. Plus he’s fat.
 

Spraggy

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That's the sort of thing a father would say about his son, not a son about himself. If it's actually true, then you're kind of a dick for saying it.

But it isn't true. Even though his father seems like an unremarkable dumb hick, at least he supported his children, had a job (or several, being a jack of all trades, master of none), and wasn't a public embarrassment to himself and his entire family.

Pat thinks he surpassed his father because of his viral abortion tweet? He's gonna be talking about that shit when he's on his deathbed. "Pull out your phone and look up 'abortion thought experiment'... That's me."
Yuck. I used to tell Twitch streamers they’re never going to make it and to get a real job. This British homo smuggly told me to google his name because of some lame article was written about him.

Reminds me to look him up and correct the record
 

BudDickman

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Yuck. I used to tell Twitch streamers they’re never going to make it and to get a real job. This British homo smuggly told me to google his name because of some lame article was written about him.

Reminds me to look him up and correct the record
I imagine Pat that behaves at Hooligans in the same way as this one faggot who sat next to me at a bar one time and wanted to brag about having a patent. Even that is more impressive than having a viral tweet, but still not worth bragging about.
 
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