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Remember folksh, only a fucking retard wears a seatbelt while driving a forklift.
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Imagine if this guy was wearing his seatbelt. He'd be trapped in the forklift and be killed.
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That truck driver was rather impatient.
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Idk, I think an ona forklift would be fun. I'm sure whichever brotherman designed it would omit seat belts and include a propane powered kegerator within arm's reach. Obviously it wouldn't be Artie since he's a safety nerd. Start working on it, Rapester.
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WOW bumper sticker so it’s the last thing chinamen see before they’re crushed.
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I'm sure Artie will agree that you don't want any of the two-baggers who work in warehouses to be whipping out their flapjacks every Wednesday.
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Back in da day you'd be hard pressed to find a forklift that DIDN'T have a WOW sticker on it, brotherman.
Better days. *sniff*
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Guy basically did a soccer dive. Nothing a spray with magic water and an orange slice won’t fix.
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I drove a forklift off a huge jump and did like 3 flips with no seat belt one time and I was fine because I ain't no bitch, sucka.
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ona forklift is the only way the fans can make it to the show
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Wearing a seatbelt in a forklift is like wearing one in a wheelchair or on the couch. It's like putting on a seatbelt when you have to shift your car and it takes 20 seconds.
Also whoever driving that truck wasn't at fault: it doesn't take 20 whole seconds to pick a pallet up. Forklift guy was slow as shit and should be fired.
Also whoever driving that truck wasn't at fault: it doesn't take 20 whole seconds to pick a pallet up. Forklift guy was slow as shit and should be fired.