Imagine if this guy was wearing his seatbelt. He'd be trapped in the forklift and be killed.

Build Black Better

Just say no to crack but yes to parmesan
Wearing seatbelts ona forklift is still gay though.
Idk, I think an ona forklift would be fun. I'm sure whichever brotherman designed it would omit seat belts and include a propane powered kegerator within arm's reach. Obviously it wouldn't be Artie since he's a safety nerd. Start working on it, Rapester.
 

Riccardo Bosi

watches seasons 3-9 all the time, child.
Wearing a seatbelt in a forklift is like wearing one in a wheelchair or on the couch. It's like putting on a seatbelt when you have to shift your car and it takes 20 seconds.

Also whoever driving that truck wasn't at fault: it doesn't take 20 whole seconds to pick a pallet up. Forklift guy was slow as shit and should be fired.
 
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