Imagine going to Hooligans and seeing Pat with his laptop out at the bar

[guest]

Imagine sitting next to him and ordering a beer.

You ask Pat what he's writing.

He explains he's working on a milspec. It takes him 10 minutes to explain.

Then you say "Sounds cool, Fatrick." Then look up at the TV and take a sip of your beer.

 

[guest]

Imagine sitting next to him and ordering a beer.

You ask Pat what he's writing.

He explains he's working on a milspec. It takes him 10 minutes to explain.

Then you say "Sounds cool, Fatrick." Then look up at the TV and take a sip of your beer.

He would sit in stunned silence for a few seconds and then pack up his laptop and walk away. A minute or so later youd hear in the distance, "I want him out of the bar NOW!"

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

This will happen someday

 

[guest]

"The problem with that sweetie, is we already figured that out."

 

[ChildSpitTake]

"The problem with that sweetie, is we already figured that out."

You already figured out you're fat?

 

[1073waaf]

Just sit next to him with your own laptop and start browsing onaforums.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Just sit next to him with your own laptop and start browsing onaforums.

Patposting next to Pat is some next level shit.

 

[guest]

Patposting next to Pat is some next level shit.

It'd be funny if we became literal gangstalkers, like the type psychotic people think mess with them. It'd be the first case of actual, real gangstalking. "They're a coordinated group of people who are trying to drive me insane by sitting next to me and saying code words like 'hi fatrick'!"

And the best part is, nobody would believe him, because he'd sound like all the other schizos LOL.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've said it before, but if anyone had their laptop set up ON the actual bar in any place around here, someone would absolutely dump a drink on it. Either "accidentally" or just straight up aggressively. I cant believe it's never happened to him.

I guess everyone knows not to fuck around with Pat. They've seen him handle shit. Like the time a Trump supporting Nazi showed up and started raping all the female staff so Pat stepped up and the guy pulled a gun on him. Pat broke the guy's forearm in two, turned the gun around and made the guy shoot himself in the chest eight times. Real John Wick shit. Then Pat said "time to take out the trash, child" and dragged him outside and threw him in the dumpster with one hand. Everyone cheered. The helpless, raped female staff members threw themselves at Pat. The police and the mayor showed up and awarded him a medal while he got his little corkscrew dick sucked.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I think he doesn't hang out there much after he lost in glorious fashion. Seems swinging door doesn't know about how bad he got burned. He must be a laughing stock at hooligans.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Just sit next to him with your own laptop and start browsing onaforums.

"You hear about this Patrick S Tomlinson guy? Sounds like a fat faggot"

 

[Stent]

I've said it before, but if anyone had their laptop set up ON the actual bar in any place around here, someone would absolutely dump a drink on it. Either "accidentally" or just straight up aggressively. I cant believe it's never happened to him.

I guess everyone knows not to fuck around with Pat. They've seen him handle shit. Like the time a Trump supporting Nazi showed up and started raping all the female staff so Pat stepped up and the guy pulled a gun on him. Pat broke the guy's forearm in two, turned the gun around and made the guy shoot himself in the chest eight times. Real John Wick shit. Then Pat said "time to take out the trash, child" and dragged him outside and threw him in the dumpster with one hand. Everyone cheered. The helpless, raped female staff members threw themselves at Pat. The police and the mayor showed up and awarded him a medal while he got his little corkscrew dick sucked.

SHUTTTT YOUR FUCKING MOUTFFHHHTT!!!

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

It'd be funny if we became literal gangstalkers, like the type psychotic people think mess with them. It'd be the first case of actual, real gangstalking. "They're a coordinated group of people who are trying to drive me insane by sitting next to me and saying code words like 'hi fatrick'!"

And the best part is, nobody would believe him, because he'd sound like all the other schizos LOL.

You'd need quite a few million to do it properly. I'd want a helicopter over his house to shine a searchlight into the room every time he texts that guy from Reddit. Then street theatre experts to walk past just as they are saying key words such as 'Mewler' and 'Blankie'. And one of those sonic weapons loaned from the CIA to give him headaches at certain times.

Or maybe he could be drugged, raped and dumped in a grave yard in Mexico. When he gets back he is tricked into shooting his brother so he jumps off the building - but there's no crash pad undearneath so it's a more satisfying ending.

 

[MonsterSteve]

He would sit in stunned silence for a few seconds and then pack up his laptop and walk away. A minute or so later youd hear in the distance, "I want him out of the bar NOW!"

Or the cops would show up out of nowhere 10-15 minutes later with him screaming 'THIS IS ONE OF MY ATALKERS SIR'.

 

[guest]

You'd need quite a few million to do it properly. I'd want a helicopter over his house to shine a searchlight into the room every time he texts that guy from Reddit. Then street theatre experts to walk past just as they are saying key words such as 'Mewler' and 'Blankie'. And one of those sonic weapons loaned from the CIA to give him headaches at certain times.

Or maybe he could be drugged, raped and dumped in a grave yard in Mexico. When he gets back he is tricked into shooting his brother so he jumps off the building - but there's no crash pad undearneath so it's a more satisfying ending.

I love that movie. Underrated.

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

You say “Sounds good...Fatrick”

And then several pests emerge from the bathroom, and simultaneously sit in the remaining 7 seats at the bar, wearing WOW t-shirts.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

"You hear about this Patrick S Tomlinson guy? Sounds like a fat faggot"

* with bitch tits

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I love that movie. Underrated.

I've seen it twice and it holds up - unlike some movies such as The Usual Suspects and Limitless which you watch a second time and realise that actually they are kind of bollocks.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

I tell ya, if I ever ran into this Pat feller and all of his cuck buddies in some dark smokey gay bar, well I tell ya, there'd be hell ta pay!!!

 

[guest]

I've seen it twice and it holds up - unlike some movies such as The Usual Suspects and Limitless which you watch a second time and realise that actually they are kind of bollocks.

Yeah, Usual Suspects didn't age well. Probably hasn't helped that its ending has been parodied so many times.

The Game is great. I saw it a couple of times back in the day and saw it again a couple of months ago. It holds up. Also Douglas is underrated. He manages to make you root for a rich jerk and it's not the only film he does that in.