I’m tired of pretending Opie isn’t funny.

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

I'm pretty sure Ant and Jim decided not to laugh at anything he said, same way they decided to laugh extra hard at anything that came out of their mouths.

Ah, the Pay No Mind list. A little of the ol' Pettengill Freezout, if you will. That's some cold hearted shit, yo.

 

[Turry]

I stopped chilling with him. I dunno where the timeline was skewed, but I stepped away, not him. In fact, it was his crying about me not wanting to come over one night led to his DANNY FINALLY SHITS ON DANNY rant.



Post clips.

You've been kicked out of 109 internships and you'll never tell us why.

 

[BenDovid]

You've been kicked out of 109 internships and you'll never tell us why.

I've had one internship, and I went from intern to Senior Producer.

Thanks for your input today.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

A guy died basically due to the stress of the aftermath

Fez?

 

[Turry]

I've had one internship

Nope. It was 109. I heard it on the Artie and Anthony show

 

[LingerLonger]

The dumbest thing they ever did by far besides Anthony's firing in 2014 over the tweets.

Assault on the Media was probably even dumber. They told listeners to actively harass news reporters during live shots. Knowing that one of the listeners would do something insane. Like blow an air horn into the ears of the news crew. Even things like Homeless Shopping Spree were really pushing it.

The fact is that they never learned. And both Opie and Anthony were destined to be fired.

 

[BenDovid]

They told interns

LMAO wait, this one is my favorite, watch the birds.

 

[I'm Not Loying]

Assault on the Media was probably even dumber. They told listeners to actively harass news reporters during live shots. Knowing that one of the listeners would do something insane. Like blow an air horn into the ears of the news crew. Even things like Homeless Shopping Spree were really pushing it.

The fact is that they never learned. And both Opie and Anthony were destined to be fired.

The Show We Can't Talk About was what, like 3 weeks into being back on the air? You're right about Assault on the Media, fucking idiots. Amazing they lasted essentially a decade on XM/Sirius with the shit they did.

Didn't the guy who got hearing damage from the air horns sue over that? THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM

 

[DannyRoss’sDeadDad]

This was so few and far between though. Somebody mentioned a clip of when a retard gets banned from church. I didn't remember that bit so I listened to it. It's a good example of Opie being Opie. There's no original lines, he does a "your joke but worse" and his only source of contribution is reading subpar instant feedback lines. Listen to Anti-Semitic Happy Days. Same exact Opie.

So if there were a dozen or so Opie "gems", what about the thousands of other shows where we got road apples instead.

Oy vey, Daniel. You’re so envious and hate filled. You were always a disgrace to the lineage. How are you an unsuccessful Jew in the media business?

 

[BenDovid]

Oy vey, Daniel. You’re so envious and hate filled. You were always a disgrace to the lineage. How are you an unsuccessful Jew in the media business?

I have walls that cost more that your car.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Didn't the guy who got hearing damage from the air horns sue over that? THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM

LMAO that ruled. He had permanent hearing damage.

 

[DannyRoss’sDeadDad]

I have walls that cost more that your car.

Oy vey, Daniel. Actual wealthy people don’t brag about it. I raised you better than this.

 

[BenDovid]

Oy vey, Daniel. Actual wealthy people don’t brag about it. I raised you better than this.

Never said I was wealthy. I just have your car's value on my walls and then again in my flat file. I don't think it's bragging when 100 people are asking you to PROVE you're not broke.

 

[I'm Not Loying]

I have walls that cost more that your car.

Yeah the money we send for the Iron Dome will do that

 

[BenDovid]

Yeah the money we send for the Iron Dome will do that

I'm not on YouTube at 5:30am busking for $5 superchats.

 

[DannyRoss’sDeadDad]

Never said I was wealthy. I just have your car's value on my walls and then again in my flat file. I don't think it's bragging when 100 people are asking you to PROVE you're not broke.

Oy vey, Dovid. Ghosts don’t have cars and you “investing” in pop culture art is not a smart move. Aren’t us people supposed to be good with money?

 

[BenDovid]

Oy vey, Dovid. Ghosts don’t have cars and you “investing” in pop culture art is not a smart move. Aren’t us people supposed to be good with money?

It isn't?

I've probably profited $20,000 on Invader flips alone.

 

[DannyRoss’sDeadDad]

It isn't?

I've probably profited $20,000 on Invader flips alone.

Post another picture of a Chinese knock off guitar to own the haters. Dovid, you are not mentally well and you need psychiatric help.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Never said I was wealthy. I just have your car's value on my walls and then again in my flat file. I don't think it's bragging when 100 people are asking you to PROVE you're not broke.

The key word in that is “prove”, Daniel. Not continually make baseless claims to a bunch of losers on the internet. You’re just as much of a retarded faggot as the rest of us, at best.

 

[BenDovid]

Post another picture of a Chinese knock off guitar to own the haters. Dovid, you are not mentally well and you need psychiatric help.

It feels really good and plays well.