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I'm telling Ronnie B to go back to the way he USED TO BE

DMAN

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There is a fan theory emerging that the ghost of Fez Marie Whatley is haunting Bennington, never to give him a moments peace.
Since the outbreak of the newest strain of core O&A virus, Ronnie Two Glasses and his girl-hoss have been streaming from home.

This has resulted in Ron whispering in shame so his neighbors won't hear what he does for a living.
(Top ten lists of your favorite breakfast cereal for soccer moms.)
Hard to hear the quiet host over the sound of his crying grandchildren...

I wanted to like Gail. I would genuinely tell you if I was lying about that. But she's just another woke sweat hog.
It seems as if every time Ron whispers something, Gail was TOTALLY just about to say that!!
And now she's accustomed to lounging around home to "work" Ron can't suggest they go back.
I don't listen, but all the experts are saying that the show is half listenable whenever Gail is on maternity leave.

I don't remember Fezzie ever putting Ron in this type of position. Ron had no right to lose patience with Fez, who ironically contributed even when he didn't contribute.
Fez was trying to get some bits going, keep the show interesting and fresh. Fez wanted to be "weird" whereas Ron wanted to be "alternative."

Gail: White music is so violent
Ron: Yeah and hip hop isn't?
Gail: Ummmm ackshually , that's different!!!

How's that feel, fucker?
 

DMAN

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No one does. You can't find recent uploads of the show. Even without uttering a single word Fez was more interesting than Gail. Considering that because of him she took some drugs at 10y, he will never pull the cord.

I only feel sorry for ESD. The retarded ginger did so much and gained basically nothing.

Dave was given multiple chances over the years and he squandered all of them.

I respect the fact that he turned down a job with Howard Stern because he loved Ron & Fez and wanted to be with them...
But it's fucking stupid. Worst case scenario, your gig being Richard and Sal's third wheel doesn't work out -- now you have name value to join R&F... have it both ways...

Not to mention the fact he was warned about his girlfriend, warned not to marry her, warned not to have kids with her, warned not to have more kids after the first, warned she was a cheater, warned he was wasting money, warned he was too retarded to handle money, warned to stop drinking, etc.

Dave is legitimately brain damaged from a near-drowning incident as a child. He even has a speech impediment as a result.
At a certain point, it's hard to feel bad for a guy who was given every warning sign in the book. Even if he is "special"
 

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I respect the fact that he turned down a job with Howard Stern because he loved Ron & Fez and wanted to be with them...
Was it before or after working with RnF? Despite that, it was a stupid choice
Not to mention the fact he was warned about his girlfriend, warned not to marry her, warned she was a cheater.
I didn't know about her fame of being a whore. Even if she wasn't, you should never marry someone that quickly. They weren't even dating for 1 year, right?
 

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I know she’s a grade a cunt. But i would love to ram my toxic cis white cock between her big liberal feminist bubs. I’m a romantic.

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I was scrolling porn hub and one of the recommended looked a bit like her. I'll find it again one day. She was doing daddy talk or something along those lines so went past it so it could have been her.
 
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