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Leave this bit to the professionalsEver consider stepping in front of one?
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Leave this bit to the professionalsEver consider stepping in front of one?
When some present themselves i will.Leave this bit to the professionals
Turk's like a cat - you have to gain his trust before you grab him by the base of the tail and spin him around the roomWhen some present themselves i will.
Shouldn't be too hard, Popov isn't that expensive.Turk's like a cat - you have to gain his trust before you grab him by the base of the tail and spin him around the room
Be careful reading my posts.My fucking rib popped out again. It's such a fucking piss off when that happens. It just feels like I broke a rib.
Have you tried being 5'6"? Pretty cozy in the bath tbhIm too tall for most regular home baths so I generally don’t like the experience. You’re either freezing your tits off or your knees.
ProfessionalHave you tried being 5'6"? Pretty cozy in the bath tbh
What can I say? I like to be pampered.Turry sleeps in a dresser drawer.
Turry lives in the closet. Get it. Because he's gay?What can I say? I like to be pampered.
Dan, comment?
You're fucking gay and not by choice, either. You were jumped inTurry lives in the closet. Get it. Because he's gay?
I'm only gay because the committee mandates it. You wouldn't understand.You're fucking gay and not by choice, either. You were jumped in
It was the sound of America mogging the fuck out of Canada.I honestly kind of wish I had gotten the fuck out of the tub and investigated the crazy loud noise outside because I still have no clue what that would've been.
Agreed, FUCK baths.I can't enjoy baths because my knees get cold sticking out of the water. One time being 6'2" doesn't help.
Whoever said they had a male swimmer’s physique was fawkin brooodal but hilarious.
It wasn't even on the roof, it was like above it or surrounding my house. None of the neighbors have come and asked about it. It was a loud ass machine of some sort that I didn't recognize. It sounded like a really far away train but like that sound was as loud as the train was right there. It was shaking the house.@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda i'm all-in with finding out what that sound on your roof was
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