I'm taking a bath like a lady

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It sounds like the fucking world is ending outside right now and I really don't want to get out of the tub. It sounds like there's a train driving over my house and it's been going for like 5 minutes straight. I don't know what the fuck it would be.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It just completely stopped suddenly. That was weird as shit. Fuckin aliens driving sky trains.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Did you light a candle and bring a glass of wine? Fuckin mo

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I once grossed someone out saying I bathed when I really just use "bathe" and "shower" interchangeably.

 

[Owen Wall]

Can you please take a bath like Stanley in 'IT'?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Did you light a candle and bring a glass of wine? Fuckin mo

No. My body hurts.

 

[Turk February]

I like baths. Since I've been fainting a lot it's the only way I clean myself. Birds of a feather, bro.

 

[wbgreen]

It's not a bad way to end a stressful day, especially in the winter 2bhonestw/u.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I can't enjoy baths because my knees get cold sticking out of the water. One time being 6'2" doesn't help.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I like baths. Since I've been fainting a lot it's the only way I clean myself. Birds of a feather, bro.

It's more about soaking my stupid skeleton and muscles in epsom salt. My fucking rib popped out again. It's such a fucking piss off when that happens. It just feels like I broke a rib.

 

[Turk February]

I can't enjoy baths because my knees get cold sticking out of the water. One time being 6'2" doesn't help.

In japan I had a more cubic tub with a door to it. Knees never got cold. It's a magical culture.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I can't enjoy baths because my knees get cold sticking out of the water. One time being 6'2" doesn't help.

My body runs really hot all the time so I usually have my feet up on the wall so my legs are right out of the water.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

In japan I had a more cubic tub with a door to it. Knees never got cold. It's a magical culture.

"What was in those bombs? Fertilizer?"

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

No. My body hurts.

I've been taking a lot of baths lately for the same reason but it's not gay when I do it

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I honestly kind of wish I had gotten the fuck out of the tub and investigated the crazy loud noise outside because I still have no clue what that would've been.

 

[Turk February]

I honestly kind of wish I had gotten the fuck out of the tub and investigated the crazy loud noise outside because I still have no clue what that would've been.

It was one of those things that go "choo choo" on the street. They're like buses but bigger. I fucking hate those things.

 

[Owen Wall]

It was one of those things that go "choo choo" on the street. They're like buses but bigger. I fucking hate those things.

Ever consider stepping in front of one?

 

[Turk February]

Ever consider stepping in front of one?

Every time I see one but it's cuz I have OCD.

 

[Turk February]

Actually even when I just hear one.

 

[HH Brother]

Did you drop in a fawkin bra bath bomb, Abester? sniff