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I'm sorry, but sometimes white people annoy me.

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

Rambunctious Rodney Piper
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I would have assumed they were talking about Snoopy.
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When I was a kid we used to always see this gruff drunk guy with a mullet yell at his beagle named Snoopy for not cocking it's leg to pee. His kids obviously named it Snoopy and it was funny to hear the guy talk to the dog. "Piss like a man, Snoopy! Fuck."
 

aRTie02150

STEP OFF!
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Why don't I have any autistic superpowers? All I have is compulsive hand flapping and an inability to hold a conversation.
If I go to your place once I will remember the layout of everything for decades. I'd also notice if you changed the lightbulbs to ones that are dimmer or brighter than it was when I was there initially. It's a curse.
 
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I just went to the dispensary to buy some weed and as I'm being rung up the person asked me "did you find Snoop?" I said what and they explained Snoop on a Stoop to me and said I'd get a discount if I found him, which I immediately did because I'm autistic and am hyper aware of my surroundings at all times. So I got the extra 10% and left.

The dispensary was full of white customers, and most were over the age of 45. All the employees are white and in their 20s. All excited about Snoop Dogg.

Yuck.
Nigger worship from lefty whites disgusts me. I actually pray for brutal deaths for all liberal soy whites to be honest witcha
 

BrotherMan1488

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I just went to the dispensary to buy some weed and as I'm being rung up the person asked me "did you find Snoop?" I said what and they explained Snoop on a Stoop to me and said I'd get a discount if I found him, which I immediately did because I'm autistic and am hyper aware of my surroundings at all times. So I got the extra 10% and left.

The dispensary was full of white customers, and most were over the age of 45. All the employees are white and in their 20s. All excited about Snoop Dogg.

Yuck.
So degenerate demon possessed loser druggies annoyed you hardly has anything to do with being White are all Niggers like Somalians?
 
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