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I'm so sorry, Paul.

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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He buttons the top button on his dress shirts but doesn’t wear a tie. It’s like he tries to look as creepy as possible. He reminds me of Robin Williams in “One Hour Photo”
I've said before that he's incapable of doing anything, and I mean any mundane, basic thing, without doing it weird. There's pictures of him just sitting or standing and he makes it creepy and weird somehow. There's pictures of him holding swords, dancing, petting a dog, etc. and it's always weird. I never want to actually see him walk because I bet it's some creepy as fuck stop-motion looking shit that I'd see every time I closed my eyes.
 

TorquieTwoBeers

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Paul, if you want some Valentine's Day candy, I got a five pound bag of these waiting for you

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DominusOdium

Come back, Liz Clarke
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Paul Weimer is the bottom of the Pativerse barrel. Nokes might have gotten his butthole scraped out like a peanut butter jar by a babysitter but at least he has a wife who he presumably gets pegged by. Same with Hildeman. He at least has that methhead looking white trash broad to help cover the evidence of what he did at the McDonald's play place. Jax has dumped out some useless shit colored burdens from her fetid rot hole.

Meanwhile Weimer is an old man sitting alone in a barren and sad rental unit shoving stuff up his ass with such vigor it has left him with carpal tunnel in his wrist while thinking about fucking the cast of TNG in that one episode where they all turned into kids. Then once he's done cleaning the blood and shit and cum off his Walmart office chair, he goes onto social media to whine at the universe about how lonely he is on Valentine's Day like it's God's fault he's like this.
 

Honey Badger

My father has no penis
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Paul Weimer is the bottom of the Pativerse barrel. Nokes might have gotten his butthole scraped out like a peanut butter jar by a babysitter but at least he has a wife who he presumably gets pegged by. Same with Hildeman. He at least has that methhead looking white trash broad to help cover the evidence of what he did at the McDonald's play place. Jax has dumped out some useless shit colored burdens from her fetid rot hole.

Meanwhile Weimer is an old man sitting alone in a barren and sad rental unit shoving stuff up his ass with such vigor it has left him with carpal tunnel in his wrist while thinking about fucking the cast of TNG in that one episode where they all turned into kids. Then once he's done cleaning the blood and shit and cum off his Walmart office chair, he goes onto social media to whine at the universe about how lonely he is on Valentine's Day like it's God's fault he's like this.
Shit, even Volcano Virgin seems content with his 69GBs of porn
 
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