I’m so sorry, Paul. Please don’t blow your fucking brains out

[RoTheHo69]

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
hoo hoo thats my bit robbin..

 

[Guyincognito]

Why do these losers have zero senses of humor/complete inability to laugh at themselves? Not a single one that’s been trolled has laughed it off and said “good one”. They all have this weird martyr complex. It’s strange

 

[RoTheHo69]

Why do these losers have zero senses of humor/complete inability to laugh at themselves? Not a single one that’s been trolled has laughed it off and said “good one”. They all have this weird martyr complex. It’s strange

The what has four wheels and flies bit is fuckin funny. Even if my name would be Paul and I was a giant fag that shit would be funny I mean come on.

 

[guest]

Why do these losers have zero senses of humor/complete inability to laugh at themselves? Not a single one that’s been trolled has laughed it off and said “good one”. They all have this weird martyr complex. It’s strange

If you look back to our childhood...that kid that always got bullied deserved every bit of it. Kids have this primal, raw determiner embedded in them as to where you fit in the grand scheme of things. It's just an expedient thing for evolution or sumptin. The lashing out on misfits is wrongly defined as "bullying", it is just their cherubic, raw, primal 'rebellion' and 'outrage' against outrageous and anti-social behavior.

 

[Guyincognito]

If you look back to our childhood...that kid that always got bullied deserved every bit of it. Kids have this primal, raw determiner embedded in them as to where you fit in the grand scheme of things. It's just an expedient thing for evolution or sumptin. The lashing out on misfits is wrongly defined as "bullying", it is just their cherubic, raw, primal 'rebellion' and 'outrage' against outrageous and anti-social behavior.

Damn. That’s a pretty convincing argument.

 

[Guyincognito]

The what has four wheels and flies bit is fuckin funny. Even if my name would be Paul and I was a giant fag that shit would be funny I mean come on.

Right?! The uncle Paul photoshops are legit funny and clever too. Even if it’s not your style of humor, you have to recognize the comedy of it

 

[RobertMewler]

If you look back to our childhood...that kid that always got bullied deserved every bit of it. Kids have this primal, raw determiner embedded in them as to where you fit in the grand scheme of things. It's just an expedient thing for evolution or sumptin. The lashing out on misfits is wrongly defined as "bullying", it is just their cherubic, raw, primal 'rebellion' and 'outrage' against outrageous and anti-social behavior.

Plus, a lot of bullied kids actually make something out of themselves and credit the bullying for giving them the impetus to work hard to accomplish their goals. The soy faggots we have today are because of helicopter parents and anti-bullying policies. Bring back the swirlie!

 

[Jenna]

Can we take a moment to recognize that at Gwyneth Paltrows lowest point in her life, she ate bread.

She ate things worse than bread.

 

[EraGodless]

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His idle suicide threats are like Patrick's next work in progress--just fucking do it already and quit yammering about it.

 

[Matt from Tinder]

I have a 26 year old nephew whose hot wife told him that she wanted a divorce two weeks before Christmas. On Christmas Eve, he told me that he's really depressed and doesn't want to even get out of bed. I ruined Christmas by telling him that men don't talk like that. We need another great depression.

 

[guest]

She ate things worse than bread.

That Shakespeare In Love Oscar definitely wasn't worth having to do whatever she had to do with that fat disgusting kike

 

[Clint Ruin]

I have a 26 year old nephew whose hot wife told him that she wanted a divorce two weeks before Christmas. On Christmas Eve, he told me that he's really depressed and doesn't want to even get out of bed. I ruined Christmas by telling him that men don't talk like that. We need another great depression.

Stoicism just isn't a thing anymore. You're supposed to publicly wallow any time you struggle now. Kids take "mental health days" off of school now. This culture is generating an inordinate amount of people with no coping skills.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

I don’t understand how you get to the age he is and be this pathetic. There would be so much more dignity in death.

Due to the times we live in, crybaby faggots like this are to be protected -- not left to die as Nature intended.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Is it his hair, Mews? The ol' tricorner pedo hair hat?

He could have been the town cryer, that's for sure

One if by rope, two if by pills

 

[Phish]

Hey, Paul. "Trolls" say they want you to kill yourself because they instinctively know you're bad for the gene pool and want you to stay clear of it. Have you considered self-castration?

Unfortunately castration just doesnt do the trick Mew. I read a study about sex offenders and how they chemically castrated them, and the vast majority just moved onto inserting objects/fingers/etc into their victims. There is no cure for that disease.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Unfortunately castration just doesnt do the trick Mew. I read a study about sex offenders and how they chemically castrated them, and the vast majority just moved onto inserting objects/fingers/etc into their victims. There is no cure for that disease.

Hand castration?

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Hand castration?

How about a good 'ol fashioned beheading instead!?