I’m scared

[Chive Turkey]

No, child, you're not. But you will be.

 

[Phish]

Some reddit tier faggot shit. “Im so anxious”. The election does matter one fucking bit. Youre retarded if you think your stupid vote is doing anything.

 

[Sam Bankman-Fried]

I'm only scared Harris loses and we miss out on the meltdown of a lifetime from both Cumias.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm scared Turk February is going to die on Canadian Thanksgiving

 

[CQ Beans]

Where you at with all those arab-run dollar slice joints? They're all at 1.50 now i think. Still a good deal. You never get an old nasty slice there. The product moves too fast. You're always getting something that's been out of the oven for 30 mins maximum

I’m going to sound like a fair weather New Yorker but I’m a fan. Quick and easy when you need a quick bite. Tastes like ketchup mixed with warmed over cheese though depending on where you go.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Well there will be one. Cuz I'm fucking coming over. I need friends.

If things were just a little bit different in my life you'd be living in a shed on my property, but it'd be more like a cult thing and no one could really know you were there. I think you'd be happy.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I’m going to sound like a fair weather New Yorker but I’m a fan. Quick and easy when you need a quick bite. Tastes like ketchup mixed with warmed over cheese though depending on where you go.

I used to regularly hit up the one by the ed sullivan theater for lunch. Also a big fan. A proper arab dollar slice place will have garlic powder, parmesan, and a very vinegary hot sauce that I'm not sure about the origins of

 

[Nigger Jim]

That’s because you’re a scary faggot.

OMG THERE’S A NIGGER SPENDING THE NIGHT AT MY CRUSH’S APARTMENT!!!!

STFU!

Oh, ok

 

[Sam Bankman-Fried]

@Nigger John

 

[Nigger Jim]

@Nigger John

You’re live caller

 

[Sam Bankman-Fried]

You’re live caller

What does your neighbour think of you?

 

[CQ Beans]

I used to regularly hit up the one by the ed sullivan theater for lunch. Also a big fan. A proper arab dollar slice place will have garlic powder, parmesan, and a very vinegary hot sauce that I'm not sure about the origins of

Funny enough never indulged. I did deliveries around that area. NYC has seen better days.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Funny enough never indulged. I did deliveries around that area. NYC has seen better days.

NYC? Never heard of it

 

[Nigger Jim]

What does your neighbour think of you?

That I’m nuts

 

[CQ Beans]

NYC? Never heard of it

It’s a major city on the east coast of the United States. It’s kind of like Biloxi, Missouri but less gay.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

but less gay.

Is it?

 

[CQ Beans]

Is it?

Can I ask you a serious question?

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Can I ask you a serious question?

Of course Fetterster

 

[CQ Beans]

Of course Fetterster

Surprisingly cordial. Interesting.

What exactly is wrong with people from Rockland? I grew up in LIC and Brooklyn mostly which are both filled with maniacs.

You’re a very though idk… agitated people. I don’t mean Jewish upstate people necessarily. I was just doing that anti-Semitic stuff for the goof. But seriously.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Surprisingly cordial. Interesting.

What exactly is wrong with people from Rockland? I grew up in LIC and Brooklyn mostly which are both filled with maniacs.

You’re a very though idk… agitated people. I don’t mean Jewish upstate people necessarily. I was just doing that anti-Semitic stuff for the goof. But seriously.

Are you insinuating you're more well-mannered than people from Rockland? I bet you wouldn't say that to our faces at Nanuet Restaurant on Saturday 11/9/24 @ 7pm EST.