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I'm really ugly but I want to finally accept my flaws and move on

Hudson Margera-Hughes

Hudson Margera-Hughes

Heyyyy, HELLHOLE ADLsters...
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Patrick O'Neal said:
So I know I'm ugly. I know I'm ugly bc I own a mirror and I've also had a few people tell me that I'm ugly to my face. I'm short, I have a uneven jawline, a fat nose, large pores all over my face, a lazy eye, small body frame, a small dick, and I have a skin condition that's spread all over my body. My skin condition isn't going to kill me, but it makes me feel very ugly, and I can't really do much to fix it, unless I want to spend thousands of dollars on a risky surgery that might or might not work.

Tbh I've never liked anything about myself and I've always wished I was born with better genetics. I always thought that God made me as a joke and because everyone in my family looks normal and I look like a freak. I've thought about ending it so many times bc I'm ugly.

Since I can't afford surgery, I think the best thing to do is just accept that I'm ugly. I'm 30M and I'm tired of living this doomer life. I'm tired of waking up every morning wanting to end it. I want to finally find peace and move on.
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How does a nigger have an uneven jawline?! Fuck is that about? What does that look like? I picture a half-a-hulk face nigga when you say that. Are you deformed? Did the Opester tap a girl on the shoulder in the Sirius elevator and say "Girls, you wanna see something crazy?!" Then when they turned around it was half a hulk face nigga standing there and they looked both horrified and sad while replying "that's mean" to the maniacal laughter of mental patient Opie who promptly uploaded the video to Opie Radio YouTube. 👍👌

You ever question whether Moms fucked a nigger for your father and a regular Joe white guy for your siblings? 🤷
 
johnnynoname

johnnynoname

I have a face like a shovel
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btw- i realize that OP is shitposting however asking 30 girls out (the Boomhauer method) does work

I mean- i'm not going to do that
I'm too old......however, that shit does work
 
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johnnynoname said:
just ask 30 girls out, and 1 will say yes

ps- don't be a faggot, and be introspective about your looks
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Why even make it about girls?

Just become physically capable for your own dignity and all that stuff will follow naturally.
 
TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Hollywood Animal
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You know what I was thinking about earlier? You know the part of 99 Problems where Jay Z is arguing with the cop? He should've been choked, cuffed, choked some more and then shot 14 times in the back of the head for being such a smart ass. The song says that interaction happened in 1994. He should've at least been beaten retarded.
 
johnnynoname

johnnynoname

I have a face like a shovel
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i don't mind the shitpost

at least make them organic ones


take some pride in your personal crisis that you manifest by posting on this shambles of a forum
 
Jenna

Jenna

be nice to Jenna
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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
You know what I was thinking about earlier? You know the part of 99 Problems where Jay Z is arguing with the cop? He should've been choked, cuffed, choked some more and then shot 14 times in the back of the head for being such a smart ass. The song says that interaction happened in 1994. He should've at least been beaten retarded.
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But that's what does happen, Abe. He's mouthy to the NYPD, they know his whole "you need a warrant to open my trunk" logic almost certainly means he's got drugs back there, so they call the K9 units to bust his ass.

They didn't go all Rodney King with the police batons but they clearly had it out for him.
 
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