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I'm gorgeous. Hang in there.
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This is legit priceless advice for everyone. Respect.Find something and learn it for the love of knowledge. Fuck everything and everyone else.
How does a nigger have an uneven jawline?! Fuck is that about? What does that look like? I picture a half-a-hulk face nigga when you say that. Are you deformed? Did the Opester tap a girl on the shoulder in the Sirius elevator and say "Girls, you wanna see something crazy?!" Then when they turned around it was half a hulk face nigga standing there and they looked both horrified and sad while replying "that's mean" to the maniacal laughter of mental patient Opie who promptly uploaded the video to Opie Radio YouTube.So I know I'm ugly. I know I'm ugly bc I own a mirror and I've also had a few people tell me that I'm ugly to my face. I'm short, I have a uneven jawline, a fat nose, large pores all over my face, a lazy eye, small body frame, a small dick, and I have a skin condition that's spread all over my body. My skin condition isn't going to kill me, but it makes me feel very ugly, and I can't really do much to fix it, unless I want to spend thousands of dollars on a risky surgery that might or might not work.
Tbh I've never liked anything about myself and I've always wished I was born with better genetics. I always thought that God made me as a joke and because everyone in my family looks normal and I look like a freak. I've thought about ending it so many times bc I'm ugly.
Since I can't afford surgery, I think the best thing to do is just accept that I'm ugly. I'm 30M and I'm tired of living this doomer life. I'm tired of waking up every morning wanting to end it. I want to finally find peace and move on.
just ask 30 girls out, and 1 will say yes
ps- don't be a faggot, and be introspective about your looks
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@RoTheHo69 still gave maybe the best advice you can ever give a person.OP just fucking around in other threads, toying with well-meaning brothermen here, especially Saint @RobertMewler
Peesa gahhbij!! Ugly on the inside. That's for sure. Take that!
Posting loser redditors and getting sincere replies from forum posters is an incredible bit
You know what I was thinking about earlier? You know the part of 99 Problems where Jay Z is arguing with the cop? He should've been choked, cuffed, choked some more and then shot 14 times in the back of the head for being such a smart ass. The song says that interaction happened in 1994. He should've at least been beaten retarded.
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