I’m pretty wasted and it’s noon on a Sunday so I’ll doxx myself. I almost made it as a white rapper. Fuck Asher Roth.

[Mick_Mickerson]

Nice trying to make the Gallery Place metro stop and shitty DC Chinatown look cool, stupid.

How much did it cost to have the models in the video?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Did she ever say the same to you?

My family would 100% not be cool if I was gay. Racist shit aside, it wouldn’t be okay.

 

[guest]

My family would 100% not be cool if I was gay. Racist shit aside, it wouldn’t be okay.

"If"?

 

[guest]

Nice pretending your British grandmother was a southern white lady from Alabama, stupid.

British women of that generation were never around anyone but white people

My grandmother was from Missouri.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Jeesh, all those "you must be a woman" comments got to ya, didn't they?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

"If"?

Not cool.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Nice trying to make the Gallery Place metro stop and shitty DC Chinatown look cool, stupid.

How much did it cost to have the models in the video?

$200

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

My grandmother was from Missouri.

i stand corrected, good sir.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

$200

wtf that vidya has almost 500K views??

I can't tell if this is a bit or not, so I'm just going to go with it like listening to Ron and Fez bits back in the day

 

[alkiefuck2]

good

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

wtf that vidya has almost 500K views??

I can't tell if this is a bit or not, so I'm just going to go with it like listening to Ron and Fez bits back in the day

I was on the precipice of white college rappers before the Sound Cloud generation. I almost had as many downloads as Mac Miller. He’s dead, Asher Roth is a faggot, Mike Stud & Hoodie Allen are irrelevant, and Chris Webby stopped taking steroids.

 

[DMAN]

You look almost exactly like I pictured.

 

[Dont Ban Me Quasi]

There's plenty of producer types here who could help you with a new track. Tip: Stick to your strengths (machine gun delivery over a solid beat) and lose that pop music slow rap shit.

I might know someone who can provide 16 bars.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

There's plenty of producer types here who could help you with a new track. Tip: Stick to your strengths (machine gun delivery over a solid beat) and lose that pop music slow rap shit.

I might know someone who can provide 16 bars.

Can I be on your podcast? I gave up the rap bs a while ago. I’ll admit that my rap “career” was borderline embarrassing. I was 19 when I started.

 

[Dont Ban Me Quasi]

Can I be on your podcast? I gave up the rap bs a while ago. I’ll admit that my rap “career” was borderline embarrassing. I was 19 when I started.

I'm sure Dan would love to have you. Email the show and schedule something.

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

Lol enjoy prison

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Lol enjoy prison

Imagine the bars if I actually went to prison. Get it? Bars

 

[Leonard Rhomberg]

@BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 gives ribs like democratic presidents give gibs

You can have that line for free

 

[chocolatehellhole]

Imagine the bars if I actually went to prison. Get it? Bars

Hey @Phish, we got any bars back there?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

@BonnieMcFarlaneMe2 gives ribs like democratic presidents give gibs

You can have that line for free

No thanks but I appreciate the sentiment.