“I’m paid to think and write about these things”

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

He's paid to use his thinkin' meats.

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"Stop eating paint chips, baby child" Pat's a Norton fan

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

"Stop eating paint chips, baby child" Pat's a Norton fan

I haven’t heard a “eating paint chips” joke since Tommy Boy which came out in 1995. Pat with his finger on the pulse of what’s current!

 

[peckafacce]

I had to look up what regolith means. As it clearly isn't a word in his vocabulary. And if I don't know what it means, Pat sure as hell doesn't either.



Pat: There liTerally is no soil on Mars!!

He pulled it from the Wikipedia

 

[Jenna]

Even if you had a perfect molecular generator machine, you couldn't create dirt.

Even if you had a perfect time machine, you couldn't ever go back to 1776.

Even if you could turn invisible you wouldn't be able to turn your clothes invisible too.

You have to trust me on all of this. I'm writing an erotic thriller about the temptations of Tiny Tim.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

The Science Channel says otherwise

 

[Udders]

Just occasionally Googling so he can win arguments online

And he can't even do that.

"No, child." *block*

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

He does the Joseph Cumia larp lol “I’m a PAID musician, LIBTARD!”

 

[BoomerSperg]

Is it just me or is he trying to reboot his 2017 personality lately?

I just assumed after someone paid quasi for him that someone has been trying (and failing) to wrangle him for the past few weeks.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

"I pay others to think and write about what a fat, useless, piece of midwestern consoomer garbage I am. I pay them many thousands of dollars."

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

The last time he thought about and wrote something, it was the tweet right before the failed lolsuit.

 

[midwit]

I would pay money to get a step-by-step tutorial on exactly how he managed to convince a publisher to give him 100k- even just once- in the first place.

I'm obv not going to read Pat's horseshit books and I acknowledge that some people are retarded but have a special gift in a particular field, etc. But there is zero fuckin' chance that this brain can write something interesting. How did he pull it off the first time? Pops was covered in cum at the rodeo so it's not like it was nepotism?

 

[Juschippinyababe]

The last time he thought about and wrote something, it was the tweet right before the failed lolsuit.

Thinking meats through some things

 

[BudDickman]

I would pay money to get a step-by-step tutorial on exactly how he managed to convince a publisher to give him 100k- even just once- in the first place.

I'm obv not going to read Pat's horseshit books and I acknowledge that some people are retarded but have a special gift in a particular field, etc. But there is zero fuckin' chance that this brain can write something interesting. How did he pull it off the first time? Pops was covered in cum at the rodeo so it's not like it was nepotism?

He didn't. He got a $24k advance for three books, which he never earned out.