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I'm never gonna have a child.

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Kids are great when they're little. But then one day they're not anymore, and the next thing you know, you're living with some vapid giggling whore or some smelly, moody dullard, and they only bother with you when they want more money. Then, when you're old and feeble, they throw you in a nursing home, wait til you die, then sell your house and buy a boat.
 

Riccardo Bosi

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Start eating egg whites, you’ll be in great shape in no time!

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Gonna put mustard on those, baby boy?



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Kelsey is no longer in the running for Torquie's love. Aged out of the game.

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That pussy has been through way too much, and she's been married like 3 times now. Fucking trainwreck. And the foosball shit would drive me insane.... I DON'T CARE.
 

Raymond

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You sound like want that largely for validation. You probably should get over that need before you consider fatherhood. Maybe you just like the aesthetic of Christianity and fatherhood?
 
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You sound like want that largely for validation. You probably should get over that need before you consider fatherhood. Maybe you just like the aesthetic of Christianity and fatherhood?
I just want to decrease the chances of my kids being ugly.

I want my children to grow up beautiful, and not.....

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If my wife is too old she could shit out a weird looking autist like pat tomlinson.
 
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