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If my wife isn't hot and in her early to mid 20s, then we're not having kids.
But I can't find anyone like that. I can't be like dan mullen and settle for a Flavia, you know? I can't settle for Niki "Genital Herpes" Robinson.
I had a really hot girlfriend once... when I was fawkin' 18. But I fawked that up.
So the Torquie line ends with me. And it fucking depresses me.
I guess if I'm not procreating there's no point to living right? I should just relapse and get wasted every night again, like all the other childless, atheist losers in this generation.
The Torquester is gonna buy some booze and maybe quit his job when drunk enough and go on welfare.
But I can't find anyone like that. I can't be like dan mullen and settle for a Flavia, you know? I can't settle for Niki "Genital Herpes" Robinson.
I had a really hot girlfriend once... when I was fawkin' 18. But I fawked that up.
So the Torquie line ends with me. And it fucking depresses me.
I guess if I'm not procreating there's no point to living right? I should just relapse and get wasted every night again, like all the other childless, atheist losers in this generation.
The Torquester is gonna buy some booze and maybe quit his job when drunk enough and go on welfare.