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I'M GONNA LAY MY HEAD ON THE FUCKING TRAIN TRACKS

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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Abe,

You're doing it again. You're always a pisser when you get into the Ghostly Gin and Tonics. Gets you all antsy in your ethereal pantsy, threatening to send yourself to the after-afterlife.

If I had a pound note for every time you threatened to set yourself on fire, I could go and buy the remastered re-release of Calling All Stations on vinyl that Tony Smith refused to send to me as a courtesy (fucking cunt).

Back to the Ginger Beer and Wheatgrass with you!
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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Abe,

You're doing it again. You're always a pisser when you get into the Ghostly Gin and Tonics. Gets you all antsy in your ethereal pantsy, threatening to send yourself to the after-afterlife.

If I had a pound note for every time you threatened to set yourself on fire, I could go and buy the remastered re-release of Calling All Stations on vinyl that Tony Smith refused to send to me as a courtesy (fucking cunt).

Back to the Ginger Beer and Wheatgrass with you!
I don't want to live in a world where Ray Wilson has to pay for his own albums. I'M GONNA GO TO THE ZOO AND FEED MYSELF TO THE FUCKING POLAR BEARS
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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I don't want to live in a world where Ray Wilson has to pay for his own albums. I'M GONNA GO TO THE ZOO AND FEED MYSELF TO THE FUCKING POLAR BEARS

I need to invite you to the Villa one of these days, let Gosia make you a home cooked Polish meal.

Don't tell her you have a gluten allergy, she'll laugh that it's not real and make you eat bread anyway.

Probably also force you to do yoga for your suicidal tendencies, as well.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Backbone of America
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I haven't been to the zoo since I was a kid. I remember a baboon was right up close to the glass and I was looking right at it then it puked and started jerking off. I also remember another time my dad had me on his shoulders so I could see down into an exhibit and I freaked out and started squirming around because I'm scared of heights and almost fell off. I could've been the Harambe kid.
 

HR@PaneraBread

Pretty soon we won't even need to come to work
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🎵Stop and stare
I think I'm moving, but I go nowhere
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I'M GONNA GO TO THE ZOO AND FEED MYSELF TO THE FUCKING POLAR BEARS

These cheerin' y'up there, buddy?
 
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