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Im getting kicked out of my room tomorrow

ShutYourCakeHorn

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Congrats on finishing your service! How long have you been enlisted?
His service wasn't the only thing he finished off in the navy.

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Everything is packed and in my car. This is fawkin it boys, you’ll never hear me complain as long as I live unless its about blacks or kikes. Im pretty annoyed that they told me I couldnt stay in the room for my last few weeks while on leave but either way Im thrilled to get out of this hellhole.
I think Im gonna buy a tent and camp for a few weeks before my big road trip that will start in September.
You all got me through a hard time blah blah blah, time to fuck some Tijuana slores (Im bringing back calling girls slores). Maybe on my way home I’ll stop at Hooligans, I’ll keep you updated.

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Where you gonna settle down at dude?
 

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my sweet, sweet bonnie has never been “blacked” ❤️
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Remember to wear one of these everywhere you go and take advantage of those sweet discounts.

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My grandpa will obsessively carry around his VA card and asks for discounts. My uncle or I will take turns paying for golf and he’ll flip out asking if we asked about the VA card. We’ve played about a hundred times there and they don’t give veterans a discount. He at least did his time in WW2.
 

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I forgive you
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Remember to wear one of these everywhere you go and take advantage of those sweet discounts.

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Got a little bumpy coming out of the weather on Long Island (in the water as I write this) and the ferry attendant comes on the PA looks at me and says to the cabin in a calming, soothing voice, "We had to go through this stuff to come pick you guys up, just hang in there, everything is going to be ok"... I had to flash her this look:
 

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

my sweet, sweet bonnie has never been “blacked” ❤️
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WhT is he like 100 years old? And still playing golf?

80 flurf and yeah but now that I think about it he was a child during WW2 (not a huge fan of the Japanese) and served later. Either way he did his service as a mechanic in the Air Force but he was definitely drafted.
 
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Congrats and THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. Enjoy the roadtrip and some freedom, Pat's locking us all up soon. He's already sic'd the mounties on Boomia. Hope I see you at Hooligans before prison
 
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