I’m at a late Christmas/ staff party… no one is respecting my Sopranos references

[BUBBLER]

It was 100% you didn't say them loud enough. Sopranos bits kill every time without fail.
Did you get any "does X even really exist" in? That's usually a crowd pleaser.

He was GAY, Gary Cooper?

 

[FalconeFanClub]

I can’t tell if this is a bit. If it’s not, what kind of worthless fucking job do you have that your Christmas party is on January 19th?

 

[Brooke Shields]

I can’t tell if this is a bit. If it’s not, what kind of worthless fucking job do you have that your Christmas party is on January 19th?

It's a government job(he's a fed) they're notoriously late and blasphemous

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I can’t tell if this is a bit. If it’s not, what kind of worthless fucking job do you have that your Christmas party is on January 19th?

Does being responsible for nearly every apple tree in North America sound like a worthless fucking job to you?

 

[PickleRickle]

A girl I've been into since I was a kid recently moved back around here and sent me a big long message about how it's insane that we never dated. I was so excited. We were talking constantly and then I made some joke about not knowing whether I'm an alien or if I just have down syndrome. She was like "I'm not really loving the jokes about people with disabilities." And I instantly stopped giving a shit and have ghosted her. Like if you're not loving that, wait until you hear me call someone a fat fucking retarded faggot in public or tell a pair of Indians to shut the fuck up because their jabbering gives me a migraine.

I'm currently with a girl years later after blowing her off for not replying to a tranny bashing comment in a way I would have preferred. I stopped replying to her afterwards thinking she was a pro-fag libtard. Turns out, I broke her heart by the ghosting as she's never had a guy do that to her before. Sigh, Its a tough life being based.

 

[BUBBLER]

I'm currently with a girl years later after blowing her off for not replying to a tranny bashing comment in a way I would have preferred. I stopped replying to her afterwards thinking she was a pro-fag libtard. Turns out, I broke her heart by the ghosting as she's never had a guy do that to her before. Sigh, Its a tough life being based.

Nice, that's how you've got her hooked

 

[Professor Rape]

I can’t tell if this is a bit. If it’s not, what kind of worthless fucking job do you have that your Christmas party is on January 19th?

He once said he was driving towards area 51 for work

He's probably higher up than a fed

 

[Nigger John]

He once said he was driving towards area 51 for work

He's probably higher up than a fed

No, that was on vacation