I’m a cave cow and you’re my sea hag!

[Gay Faggot.]

Maybe you LIBTARDS want to FOLLOW THE LEGAL DEFINITION of marriage, but I have MY OWN VIEW on it!

MARRIAGE, BETWEEN A MAN AND WOMAN ONLY, is an archaic ritual and just for TAX purposes! As I don't pay TAXES, and am RICH in love, I believe WE ARE ALREADY MARRIED figuratively.

So all you DEMOCUCKS can fuck off with your BELIEFS that I DON'T share, and happily PISS off my page!

And whoever keeps reporting MY OWN OPINIONS to FUCKBOOK, you better stop BEFORE I get BANNED again!

How sad is your LIFE you try to impersonate ME? Mommy must have dropped you on your head!!! Makes me laugh how TERRIBLE any attempt at ORIGINAL thinking you have. I’ll let you in on the SECRET. Because of my STRUGGLES I have a unique PERSPECTIVE in life. I understand this, you don’t. So continue being something you’re NOT. See if I care. But I’m going to LAUGH with my brother at our stupid FANS and how much they want to be US! God bless! #lafamiglia #jealousmillenials #MAGA2024

 

[Opie's Bandaged Toe]

If she's so great, why doesn't she have a ring?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

LOL the Cumias, always desperate for social media validation, just like the pre-teen girls they're constantly lusting after. "Please like and comment on the thing I did!". So incredibly gay.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I come at this differently because I’m gay, but if I posted a childhood photo of my guy and said “yup, then he grew up and I PLOWED his ASS”, that would be tacky and creepy. I fail to see how it isn’t unsettling here, too.

 

[guest]

I come at this differently because I’m gay, but if I posted a childhood photo of my guy and said “yup, then he grew up and I PLOWED his ASS”, that would be tacky and creepy. I fail to see how it isn’t unsettling here, too.

How is that different from what Joe did?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Has his hoof rotted off yet?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Hm. I dunno, tho. The old crone looking fine as a mother fucker in that top right. Too bad Joe only got a taste of the milk after it went sour.

 

[RoTheHo69]

expired starkist pussy

 

[Camel Clutch]

she smokes too, which is why she has probably been able to stay thin.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

she smokes too, which is why she has probably been able to stay thin.

And how she keeps her skin supple like a baseball mitt