I'll bet you do, Pigfucker

[FurBurger]

I’m pissing up Evelyn’s tail pipe.

Can you wait until I've jammed a broomstick through the muffler baffles?

Also, the fucking hide of this cunt to express an opinion on a court case after his frankly amateur loss in California.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Everyone else is always wrong. Never me, child.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Patience Brotherman. What’s the first thing we’re dumping a flat warm beer on? Mewler? The treadmill? The pepperoni grinder?

It’ll be fun to dump beer on the cat and then leave it to be a Milwaukee bum, like it’s owner. The lizard? Idk, that thing creeps me out, but not enough to kill it for no reason. Maybe just sell it to some kid in need.

 

[Phish]

Maybe just SELL it to some kid in need.

I like the cut of this guys jib

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I like the cut of this guys jib

Either that or do some Bizarre Foods cosplay at throw that motherfucker on a charcoal grill

 

[Phish]

Either that or do some Bizarre Foods cosplay at throw that motherfucker on a charcoal grill

I like Abes idea of trying to pickle it with Bourbon.