If you’ve ever stuck dildos up your butt then you should be ashamed.

[Stent]

If you think about other guys putting things in their butt, you're gay.

 

[BoomerSperg]

Oh, child, butt play is not limited to homosexuals.

They're called cum eaters, child. I'm sorry you're so behind the times.

 

[SoloJoeAcousticShow]

There is a witty Jim Norton sexual comeback line to this but I can't find it.

Buttplug? Buttplug. Butt. Plug.

 

[MrRetardo]

What if you've just got out of the shower. You're naked. There's objects of various thicknesses lying around and you trip over and one that is the perfect size just happens to slip up there?

to infinity... AND BEYOND!

 

[wbgreen]

His daughter was some fat guinea bitch obsessed with that gay fuckin show with the 3 wops.

I’ve never heard someone describe Who’s the Boss that way.

 

[guest]

"Go all LGBTQ+ on my ass"

Ah, yes. How every Onafourms user is known to react.

 

[PickleRickle]

I can't talk too much shit. I had a girl go a knuckle and some change deep while blowing me and came like a maniac. Fast forward a few weeks later and I'm getting head from a different girl and I ask her to tickle my asshole. She's like "no" but I wouldn't let it go and the whole thing turns into an argument. She ends up punching out and leaving before I bust and I have to jerk myself off alone like a loser.

lmao Brother thats fuckin hilarious. I had some bitch tickle my cornhole once and I busted like a monster. I wanted all the bitches to do it after, but I would never ask.

 

[PickleRickle]

I’ve never heard someone describe Who’s the Boss that way.

Jersey Shore. I fucked up and shoulda said 6 wops.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

When you masturbate, you touch penis. Gay.

Didn't you mean to plurazie that