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If you were to write a biography on Pat, what would you name it?

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Fat Faggot
And the sequel, With Bitchtits.

I always thought it was missing a comma to make it "Problem, Child"
It works way better the way it's written, little one. You see, the lack of punctuation implies ambiguity, meaning that it could both refer to award-winning author Patrick S. Tomlinson himself being a problem child (an absurd notion but we'll humor it for the sake of the argument), or suggesting that it could be a catchphrase uttered by the man himself. A delightful irony that no doubt is lost on you because you lack a professional career in writing, ergo it's understandable why you're so bad at this, my sweet summer honey child.
 
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