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No books in solitary right? That would be rough. I think I would be ok for years if I had books. When I was in 7th grade I memorized every line of the Breakfast Club so maybe I could just replay that in my mind.
Just me muttering “Firstname Lastname… Space Chili’s… Fonald Plump” over and over again crouched in the corner.You can only read the Bible or books written by Patrick.
Forgot about him and just did a lil google. Those other three cops that were there are all serving 3-4 years on related charges. Really hammering those guysI wonder what Derek Chauvin is up to right now. Prob punching the air
Thats fucking insane. It was like their first week on the job.Forgot about him and just did a lil google. Those other three cops that were there are all serving 3-4 years on related charges. Really hammering those guys
It's all such a joke. Not to mention one of the guys they were questioning was clearly a drug dealer and of course he faces no punishment. Even though it was his drugs that probably killed the repeat felon...Thats fucking insane. It was like their first week on the job.
What are they supposed to team up and tackle their 15 year veteran guy off of Floyd before they even know what the hell they’re doing
Wait, they said I needed to catch up on my sleep? Where, faggot?Learn the art of ass play and have mind blowing prostate orgasms (thinking of a woman's fingers in there, of course)
OP already said that, stupid. Nobody wants to read your redundancy.
Come one come all, for a tale of a quarter retarded man and his magical moving dickRecite O&A bits.
I'd probably cryThere's a good chance you won't have a blanket.
yep, I'd have so much written. If I didn't have paper then it'd be solidified in my mind. I'd seem like a mad person acting-out multiple sides of conversation/dialogue. I'd intermittently do push-ups & meditate.Read and write if I can. If I cant do that I would probably scream nonsense at the top of my lungs all day
In state prisons you get a tablet I could do that shit with the internet. Id had killed for jail when my family lost their home and was homeless for years when I was 18 if I was able to get a tablet like they do now.Do you get the internet?
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