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I’d probably throw my feces at the wall. Either that or just sleep a lot.
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Catch up on some sleep.
just sleep a lot.
No haha.Do you get the internet?
That doesn’t sound right.If you’re in jail and get caught jerkin it 3 times you become a sex offender.
Not if that’s why you’re in there already.If you’re in jail and get caught jerkin it 3 times you become a sex offender.
That doesn’t sound right.
Recite O&A bits.
You can only read the Bible or books written by Patrick.Are you allowed books? I wish I read but after work I have no desire to make my brain work in my free time so I would just read if given solitary. If not allowed books I guess just do push ups and see how long I can hold my breath for and try and make it to a few minutes
There's a good chance you won't have a blanket.I'd do just fine tbh.
So long as I'm given food and drink and have a blanket and pillow I'm golden.
Solitary? No. No books. No commissary. And maybe 2-3 showers a week if you are lucky. You get three meals and three drinks a day (chances are they will be lukewarm and colored water with no flavor). They don't want solitary to be a place of refuge. They want it to suck. That's my experience in county. I've seen dudes almost cry not to be sent to solitary, because it's fucking terrible.Are you allowed books? I wish I read but after work I have no desire to make my brain work in my free time so I would just read if given solitary. If not allowed books I guess just do push ups and see how long I can hold my breath for and try and make it to a few minutes
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