If you were placed in a self defence situation against a horde of Paul Weimer clones…

Uncle Floyd · Jan 18, 2022

Harry Kilmer said:
The Ghost of Paul’s Mother would appear and help you both, like the ghost army at the end of Fagtrick’s “favorite” movie

There's a ghost army at the end of The Woodsman?!

LongIslandchomper · Jan 19, 2022

NoBaconEggCheese_mybb said:
… how many could you defeat before succumbing to them?

I think realistically, as an an able bodied man who works out, at least 100.

I'm so sorry, Paul
I'm so sorry, Paul
Etc

DeadWithoutMyDavid · Jan 19, 2022

I would just grab the first one and make an example of him so the others would get distracted with their phones, tweeting noooooo! and god-fuckin-damn it! Then I'd probably take a shit.

Meownaw · Jan 19, 2022

DeadWithoutMyDavid said:
I would just grab the first one and make an example of him so the others would get distracted with their phones, tweeting noooooo! and god-fuckin-damn it! Then I'd probably take a shit.

They would all threaten to kill themselves

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If you were placed in a self defence situation against a horde of Paul Weimer clones…

Uncle Floyd

Nice try, Floyd.

LongIslandchomper

OnA🤝🇷🇺

DeadWithoutMyDavid

xe/xim/xey

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!