If you were placed in a self defence situation against a horde of Paul Weimer clones…

[NoBacon]

… how many could you defeat before succumbing to them?

I think realistically, as an an able bodied man who works out, at least 100.

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

All you’d have to do is call it a swarm of pedophiles and they’d crumble. Just because there’s a lot of him doesn’t mean he becomes someone else.

 

[Meownaw]

I wouldn't have to worry I'm older than an 8 year old.

 

[Will Tate]

I'd just say, "You mother was right about you," and I'd win without throwing a single punch.

 

[NoBacon]

I wouldn't have to worry I'm older than an 8 year old.

You are all that stands before a 7 year old girl and the Weimer horde.

 

[HomeRunCumia]

Ever look at those massive herds in Africa getting attacked by tiny packs of lions and think, "Why the fuck don't they just charge them and crush the lions to death?"

That's how it'd be in a fight with endless Paul clones, you could just roll through them with a chainsaw and they wouldn't do shit, you might succumb only to the boredom of killing such pathetic creatures.

 

[captain_kamala]

I need a truckload of tylenol
And a microphone with speakers
Hand out a bottle to every one of them
Shame them over the loudspeaker until they suicide themselves to death

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I would just pull out my phone and tweet mean things to him. They couldn’t resist getting sympathy on Twitter and would have to stop.

 

[Snake]

I'll just pull out my above average hairy penis and they'll flee in disgust that it's not bald.

 

[peckafacce]

Is he in his wheelchair? Just throw a picture of a 5 year old on the ground, and watch them all fight each other.

 

[Harry Powell]

My primary concern would be him enjoying the experience. He’s clearly into weird masochistic shit when he’s not harming children.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Against a horde? None. I'd be overwhelmed by the weight of the mob before throwing a single punch. It would be virtually impossible for the average adult male.

One at a time? Oh, like, thousands.

 

[Harry Powell]

Against a horde? None. I'd be overwhelmed by the weight of the mob before throwing a single punch. It would be virtually impossible for the average adult male.

One at a time? Oh, like, thousands.

You’re supposing that the horde would behave aggressively and logically. However, we have to assume they actually have Paul’s personality and are not mindless drones.

Never forget this is a man whose own mother called a coward.

None of the Paul clones would take the first step to attack, because they’re all huge pussies.

 

[Username]

I’d just walk up some stairs.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Let me ask you this, can I use a sickle?

 

[NoBacon]

Let me ask you this, can I use a sickle?

Original post assumed unarmed combat but you can use whatever you want, a flame thrower cleaving through thousands, a baseball bat could probably take a few dozen out before snapping.

 

[Stent]

After hours of murdering I'm feeling pretty tired and I know I'm going to be overwhelmed at some point, when a hand grips my shoulder and I hear "I got your 6 and I'm really cranky." Turning around I see Paul's brother with a giant grin on his face. With renewed vigor we crush them all.

 

[captainjapan]

I'd sit down in a chair and crack a bottle of Bushmills and have my main man Pringle Can John fuck them all to death as I have my drinks.

 

[Guyincognito]

I’d just take a naked cabbage patch doll, toss it like a football, then brain them all from behind while they’re distracted/taking pictures/jerking off to it. So 1000s is my answer.

 

[Harry Powell]

After hours of murdering I'm feeling pretty tired and I know I'm going to be overwhelmed at some point, when a hand grips my shoulder and I hear "I got your 6 and I'm really cranky." Turning around I see Paul's brother with a giant grin on his face. With renewed vigor we crush them all.

The Ghost of Paul’s Mother would appear and help you both, like the ghost army at the end of Fagtrick’s “favorite” movie