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How would the brothermen square up in the ring? In an honest controlled setting could you take a 6 ft 220 pound trained fighter?
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He’d call 9/11 on Gary Coleman. He’s a giant, fat, autistic pussy. He ran from Andrew despite Andrew already being wasted, and allegedly smaller than him.
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I would try to de escalate because it's not a good look to beat up a mentally challenged person
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I’m short and pretty light so if he got a hold of me, he’d easily crush me under his enormous weight. If I could create space and tire him out, I’d twist his nipples till they bled.
The only two people from the O&A universe I guarantee I could beat up are Nana and Jim Norton. I’d give myself an 80% chance against Sam Roberts.
The only two people from the O&A universe I guarantee I could beat up are Nana and Jim Norton. I’d give myself an 80% chance against Sam Roberts.
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I don't exercise nearly as much as I should but I lift at least two times a week and have a bag that I beat the shit out of occasionally. I doubt that Pat has ever been in a real fist fight, most people freeze up after getting punched in the face for the first time so I'm sure that anyone who's either fit or been in a few fights could take him no problem.
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We would recommend Flavia.
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I’d be a lot more scared of Niki.
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How would you fare against Danny Ross, assuming he doesn’t pull his “I’LL SUE YOU!” bullshit?
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I'd just take my dick out
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At least once a day, I dream about kicking his teeth in- I would kick the ever living shit out of him and then piss on him like Johnny Sack did to that Sopranos soldier who as at that dive bar.
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I would fuck pat up. He's old and fat - he's got 20 seconds before he's completely out of gas.
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He's about two inches taller than me and definitely fatter, I'm 245. I assume he thinks he fights like Batman or something, but the reality is that he would let out a mighty squeal and do an autistic bull charge. I'm not quick enough to step out of the way, so if I don't get pinned by that I have a good chance.
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But enough about your wife. Ooooh!
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I'd fuck that nigga up
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"Hello, FBI. I have informaTion on a cyberbully in ViTebsk. Please tell the field office there to arresT him"
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I'd challenge him to a game of stratagema and force a draw. While he's squealing about how I cheated, I sneak up and bash him with a paver.
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Goddamn, 'Lock.
Boomia fagged out on me for the 2 horseman gimmick.
You wanna team up?
'Monster Atalker' tag team?
Board Bigguns?
600lbs of sex appeal?
'You did not bodyslam me through a V6 mustang and rape the leftover pieces, Childs'?
'No sirs, please don't rip my cock off and stuff it down my faggot nexxtttt'
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I think I may be the first one he threatened to neutralize on sight for asking him to fight at a park before a spring training game. He's obviously going to neutralize my ribs if he were to sperg out when I show up at the brewers games with my WOW shirt.. it stands for whip em out Wednesdays Dan... its a reference from a now defunct shock jock radio show. Pat has never and never will be in a physical confrontation unless someone was so fed up with his online faggotry they just blind sided him and put the pig out to pasture. He's fat.
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He wouldnt say a thing. He would go home and make up a multi tweet about something that never happened.