If you have kids i’m most likely closer to their age than I am to your age

[Suetonius]

Scary shit

 

[Guest]

That doesn't make it okay to be attracted to them though

 

[Not Child.]

If you're really 21, I'm the Pope.

 

[Guest]

Are ya?

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

Sue, we like you and all......but for someone who gets called a pedo on here everyday, wording your thread titles like this leaves room for a lotta ambiguity.

...ing in on their whereabouts?
...e to orgasm just thinking about it?

Scary shit

 

[1073waaf]

That doesn't make it okay to be attracted to them though

Let me stop you right there!

 

[Guest]

He’s a pedo, @Sue Lightning ?

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Scary shit

Is it? You were five when Anthony was fired.

 

[Suetonius]

He’s a pedo, @Sue Lightning ?

NO!! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME??

 

[Suetonius]

Is it? You were five when Anthony was fired.

I wasn’t even born when Sex for Sam happened

 

[Suetonius]

So a couple goes into a church and has sex in 2002….and no one questions the O&A user born in 2002?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Your math isn't reliable, so this thread is redundant. I can't be bothered to do backwards maths to work out what age I would've had to have a kid for that to be true.

[x] to doubt

 

[DMbA]

So a couple goes into a church and has sex in 2002….and no one questions the O&A user born in 2002?

That would make you a poop baby then?

 

[Farmer Brown]

So you're saying everyone on this forum could be your father? Where was your mom 22 years ago?

 

[Pussymagnetpat]

I spend time with a lot of zoomers in my field of work, and my brothers are zoomers and a partygoys.
No zoomer constantly references their age, ever, like you do. Theyre actually living life.
Look how young and youthful I am! That makes me special! Aren’t i quirky and innovative and hey, i’m bisexual!
You harp on your identity like a run of the mill nigger.
Instead of playing sports or being in clubs or going to parties (you can say you did, but everyone knows you didn’t),
You spent your formative years alone in your room listening to reruns of a niche shock jock radio show targetted towards middle aged truck drivers and construction workers and now basically hang out with those people all day.
Before you know it youll be 35 and the halo effect of being a young white celibate twink will be gone; and your mind will be that of a post wall wine aunt riddled with ssri’s (which you already take) wondering why time “flew by” and why you have crippling depression.
Tldr; youre a fucking loser.

 

[Guest]

I spend time with a lot of zoomers in my field of work, and my brothers are zoomers and a partygoys.
No zoomer constantly references their age, ever, like you do. Theyre actually living life.
Look how young and youthful I am! That makes me special! Aren’t i quirky and innovative and hey, i’m bisexual!
You harp on your identity like a run of the mill nigger.
Instead of playing sports or being in clubs or going to parties (you can say you did, but everyone knows you didn’t),
You spent your formative years alone in your room listening to reruns of a niche shock jock radio show targetted towards middle aged truck drivers and construction workers and now basically hang out with those people all day.
Before you know it youll be 35 and the halo effect of being a young white celibate twink will be gone; and your mind will be that of a post wall wine aunt riddled with ssri’s (which you already take) wondering why time “flew by” and why you have crippling depression.
Tldr; youre a fucking loser.

I think he’s also a pedophile now, this thread makes me think he is.

 

[Suetonius]

That would make you a poop baby then?

I am a fag

 

[Suetonius]

Tldr; youre a fucking loser.

Wait….I am?

This whole time. Wasting my time posting on O&A. I thought I was cool. A fucking badass.

You mean to tell me i’m a fucking LOSER? THIS WHOLE TIME???

Yeah we know, stupid

 

[Guest]

How can Sue be so smart, yet so bad at math?

 

[MasterPosHonor]

Nobody cares