I spend time with a lot of zoomers in my field of work, and my brothers are zoomers and a partygoys.
No zoomer constantly references their age, ever, like you do. Theyre actually living life.
Look how young and youthful I am! That makes me special! Aren’t i quirky and innovative and hey, i’m bisexual!
You harp on your identity like a run of the mill nigger.
Instead of playing sports or being in clubs or going to parties (you can say you did, but everyone knows you didn’t),
You spent your formative years alone in your room listening to reruns of a niche shock jock radio show targetted towards middle aged truck drivers and construction workers and now basically hang out with those people all day.
Before you know it youll be 35 and the halo effect of being a young white celibate twink will be gone; and your mind will be that of a post wall wine aunt riddled with ssri’s (which you already take) wondering why time “flew by” and why you have crippling depression.
Tldr; youre a fucking loser.