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"Scramble my eggs, enfant."Imagine how many waiters have dropped hot creamy loads onto Piggies meatloaf due to his shitty elitist behaviour, he probably found it exquisiTe too.
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"Scramble my eggs, enfant."Imagine how many waiters have dropped hot creamy loads onto Piggies meatloaf due to his shitty elitist behaviour, he probably found it exquisiTe too.
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In 2017 that waiter probally made more money for the year then Pat did for his entire 3 book deal.A waiter at a Vegas strip steak house actually does pretty well. I have bartender friends out there who do very well and if he’s just an ok waiter he can make good money. This waiter makes much more than a fat unemployed loser who writes fan Mail to himself.
Being that Pat is a lazy piece of shit he doesn’t realize that people can actually make money as a waiter / bartender. The people like him scream servers should be paid minimum wage don’t realize due to tips they do very well and don’t care that hourly they only get a couple bucks. It’s pretty common that servers / bartenders usually make more than the managers due to tips. I know bartenders who can make a grand a night in busy nightclubs.In 2017 that waiter probally made more money for the year then Pat did for his entire 3 book deal.
Crushing the grind and crushing the dick. Good for you brother man.For a time I laid off the pig. Without getting into details, an opportunity to fuck with him came up. Since this was peak LOLsuit times, I ran it past my attorney. He said “this guy’s an asshole but why is the CEO of a growing company bullying a mentally retarded man?” It made me pause for about a week, then I saw enough cunty tweets to get pulled back in.
Hear that, Patso? My neutral, wise, experienced attorney took ten minutes of reading your own words and determined that you are mentally retarded. Don’t you think that happens every day? Aren’t your embarrassed to present yourself to the world as a literal pants-shitting retard?
What happened to your dignity? Where’s you pride, man? Stop listening to your Mom…she’s wrong. You’re wrong.
That guy from Reddit probably already has. He’s quite a man.Someone should email these screenshots to all the staff at Hooligans. I'm sure they already hate him, but this should dial it up a notch.
I'm a conservative, Sparkles. I don't like you because you're a dickhead. I'd like you more if you weren't
I saw a tweet he put out yesterday where he mocked someone who had died of COVID. He really is the most hateable cunt in the universe.
luckily he engaged us, so that's a givenI legitimately hope for nothing but unending misery for him. He is the biggest cunt alive.
I wonder how many times he left one of his books as a tip. " How am I supposed to pay my light bill with this piece of garbage?"And he's a shit tipper.
Yes, we've discussed his closeted homosexuality in another threadAnd he's a shit-tipper.
I regret that I have but one rib to giveYes, we've discussed his closeted homosexuality in another thread
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