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If you don’t have a fully paid off house and 100s of 1000s invested and saved by retirement, you might as well kill yourself.

The NaTurryl Man

Trying to make myself a thing
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I'll just fade back into the woods and feast on Boqs and Turks and other assorted wildlife
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NoBacon

An honourable man.
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You should have that NOW OP, you're in your 30s without a family and work in tech! Jesus Christ dude.

Work in tech implies I’m a Silicon Valley guy, but I’m not, by work in tech I mean I work IT systems for a big company. I have a normal salary not a crazy Microsoft engineer one
 
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It's gunna be 5. Napoleonic Wars were technically 1 and the war on terror was 4.
I remember in highschool seeing a teacher define a "world war" in some terms that meant that we had 7 world wars. I don't know if he included the war on terror in his count, but I think he included the French and Indian war. I think his definition was cross-continental, but I don't remember.
 

Professor Rape

Learning where local water spring is
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Work in tech implies I’m a Silicon Valley guy, but I’m not, by work in tech I mean I work IT systems for a big company. I have a normal salary not a crazy Microsoft engineer one
You went to college for CS right? Get a different job if you're not at least making 150k. I don't work in silicon valley either.
 

Child..

CHH bought views for his last shamecast, lol
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The Finnish are the funniest and happiest people on earth. Americans are miserable cunts. I think your priorities are a little wrong.
Don't the chad Swedes look down on them on account of colonizing them for centuries? Still yt sassters tho with little micros compared to the 10 inches of chocolate thickness of ISLAMIC men are baphomet amoebas. Sweden will become an ISLAMIC country, proving our superiority once more. We mog them. All you had to do was submit for Allah copro/sassters... too late now. yts can't compare....subscribe to boq precision
 

Legal Eagle Nelsonn

I ❤️ my mom. 🔜NaomiCon2025
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Don't the chad Swedes look down on them on account of colonizing them for centuries? Still yt sassters tho with little micros compared to the 10 inches of chocolate thickness of ISLAMIC men are baphomet amoebas. Sweden will become an ISLAMIC country, proving our superiority once more. We mog them. All you had to do was submit for Allah copro/sassters... too late now.

Who ya talkin to, Granny Goonster?
 

nasty twp

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Don't the chad Swedes look down on them on account of colonizing them for centuries?

Swedes seem rather confident, ballsy and no-nonsense types. Wouldn't cross one myself (weak tremulous gay Brit)

Their language sounds so unserious, though, the Muppets had it right. Like silly disco German. And I'm Welsh, saying that.

 
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