If you could throw any musician into a wood chipper, who would it be?

[HotDogJoe]

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I go deep with Californication but Anthony Kiedis is a douche

They've been mediocre as fuck for the last 15 years. They should've just retired with some dignity when Frusciante left the band for the 2nd time.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

It's a 3 way toss-up for me.

Drake - for being a child grooming pos (seriously, he texts every well known tween and teen, and was telling that bitch from Stranger Things "I miss you" when she was still 14/15)

Beyonce - for believing her own hype, and somehow acting like she's fucking royalty or something, and having the worst fucking fanbase. If your fanbase has a collective name, you're probably a faggot.

Billie Eilish - for being Billie Eilish. At least her "dead eye" look would be genuine, then.

 

[UnPRePared]

I appreciate the lot of you for not bringing up my name.

I don't want to be Fargo'd.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Joni Mitchell

She SUCKS!

 

[IDidThisForYou]

Those Gallagher brothers. Don’t even like Oasis, just hate hearing two adult siblings fighting like they’re teens.

 

[guest]

 

[Zombie247]

Billy Joel. Just for one song & video he made:

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It's a 3 way toss-up for me.

Drake - for being a child grooming pos (seriously, he texts every well known tween and teen, and was telling that bitch from Stranger Things "I miss you" when she was still 14/15)

Beyonce - for believing her own hype, and somehow acting like she's fucking royalty or something, and having the worst fucking fanbase. If your fanbase has a collective name, you're probably a faggot.

Billie Eilish - for being Billie Eilish. At least her "dead eye" look would be genuine, then.

I can’t stand Billie, her music is just her mumbling and it’s beyond boring. The music industry raves like she’s the greatest thing ever because they need a female artist every couple years to claim is the greatest ever only to be forgotten in 1-2 years. I remember when they talked about Lorde, Adele, Lana Del Ray, etc. the way they talk about Billie Eilish.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Any and all metal bands. Metal is the biggest fag music on the planet. Trap house mumble nigger rap is better than metal.

Metallica is the first band.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

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[Snake]

 

[TokenX]

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I go deep with Californication but Anthony Kiedis is a douche

Californication is a great album, at the risk of sounding like a Tomlinson.

Musicians I'd want dead? I'd definitely kick Nicki Minaj in a wood chipper if no one was looking and no one would find out.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Californication is a great album, at the risk of sounding like a Tomlinson.

Musicians I'd want dead? I'd definitely kick Nicki Minaj in a wood chipper if no one was looking and no one would find out.

I’d fuck her ass before but that’s just me.

 

[Coonskin]

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You don't think Bruno is cool? Haven't you seen the Bruno documentary with all of those celebrities and live performances?

 

[Snake]

You don't think Bruno is cool?

No.

 

[Coonskin]

No.

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Nyeheheheheh

 

[Cyberatorquer]

conditional on him recording at least a single, fatrick

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Billy Joel. Just for one song & video he made:

Uptown Girl was worse

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Logan lynn

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Lana Del Rey. Chicks who like Lana Del Rey cry all the time, secretly cut themselves and keep "dream journals".

Also Bon Jovi, for obvious reasons. And Lars Ulrich could use a serious beating.