If you could get a free legal pass to kill anyone from the extended O&A universe, who would it be?

[guest]

• Gluttony kill Roland Se7en style?
• Give Anthony the Freddie Kruger treatment?
• Flay Sam alive?
• Strap Norton to a bed and deny him his HIV drugs for however long it took to finish him off?
• Shove Troy off a cliff?
• Kick Opie in the liver until he died of multiple organ failure?
• Coat Bobo in Windex and then set him on fire?

Dan, some of these are O&A references. It's on you to find out which ones are and which aren't.

 

[guest]

Sam and it’s not close.

Nana probably deserves it the most but he’s going to be dead soon anyways so that’s a waste.

 

[guest]

Sam Roberts hunted down from a Range Rover like he's live game and you're on a Safari.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

I'd like to watch Sam Roberts get beheaded, by myself or otherwise.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I'd like to watch Sam Roberts get beheaded, by myself or otherwise.

I’ll add to that in that all of his wrestling shit and podcasting gear is burned in front of him right before the dull axe comes swinging down

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Great question. I'd choose Nana, mainly because it'd be a lot of fun to watch Joe attempt to eke out a living afterward. Angry social media messages about his manager at Wendy's, flaunting his food stamps card, getting his foot amputated because Medicare didn't cover his meds...I think it'd be non-stop comedy. But killing Sam would be fun too. Ditto Jimmy.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

Jim Norton

 

[Opie Army]

I'd be afraid of getting an obvious public erection if I had the chance to choke the life out of Sam Roberts.

 

[RapistWithHIV]

 

[Feltch My Ass]

Whoever fired Anthony

 

[Brenton Torrent]

Probably Sam. Unfortunately, being a conniving, backstabbing, conceited, sycophant often pays off in life.

I'd love to see him get booted off Sirius and be reduced to some pathetic 'OpieRadio' style podcast, where he's bitter and resentful about how unfair the 'industry' is for tossing him to the curb.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Each one of them has hateable qualities. But kill? That's a bridge too far for me to be perfectly honest witcha

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

I’d probably kill Pat from Moonachie. Not because I dislike him but because he’s in such bad shape health wise it would be a mercy killing.

 

[guest]

I'd wait for jim norton to get a girlfriend/boyfriend and finally be happy, and then kill them.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Is Schumer an option? If not then I'd like to see an active shooter visit the Jim and Sam show and let the chips fall where they may.

 

[guest]

Roland. Opie is an unfunny dork, but going to management and getting him fired?

Plus I'm convinced that anyone that looks like him watches kp.

 

[JesseTheGovernor]

Bill Burr maybe? He’s such a self-righteous fuck that he’d probably try to be the bigger man while being beaten to death.

*punch*

“Yeah, good for you buddy. You are a violent caveman, real good!”

*punch*

“Whatever pal! If this is what it takes to make ya feel good! What do I care?”

*kick*

“You seen my wife? You think this is the worst I’ve dealt with this week?”

*strangle*

“Euuurrrghh…uh huh, I see….aaaaarrgghhh….another…uhnnnn… angry white man…grrrggggg…upset that he isn’t Jayson……………Tatum!”

*body hits the floor*

 

[Carol's Stink Blaster]

Give Sam the ol Steve C

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Jim Norton, in his condo, bludgeoned with his framed Ozzy autograph. Or with one of the Beatles books Ozzy left in the studio that day.

 

[fusciasomething]

I would like to stuff Sam Roberts doll and shoe collection down his throat and up his ass until he died. Not really a fan