• Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators.

    DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:

    [email protected]

If you caught your wife cheating...

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
Forum Clout
54,361
I doubt I'd kill her, quite sure trading the rest of my life in prison or on the run wouldn't be worth the momentary catharsis. I'd be sad and pissed and the relationship would be over, that's for sure. Sorry if this isn't performatively macho enough, but I value my freedom more than I do retribution.

Beloved, do not avenge yourselves, but rather give place to wrath; for it is written, “Vengeance is Mine, I will repay,” says the Lord.
Romans 12:19

Do not say, “I will repay evil”; wait for the Lord, and He will deliver you.
Proverbs 20:22
1677288734078.png
 
Top